Well, folks, Bitcoin tried to do its magic trick, climbing up to a dazzling $96,000—only to trip on its own cape and fall flat, losing about two grand like a bad poker hand. Talk about a plot twist!
Meanwhile, the altcoins? Oh, they didn’t just stumble; they took a nosedive worthy of a slapstick comedy. SOL, DOGE, ADA, and SHIB are all licking their wounds and reconsidering their life choices.
BTC’s Grand Pause (Not So Grand, Actually)
It was a week straight out of a Hollywood script: Bitcoin burst out of its cage Monday at $86,000, strutted past $87,000, and strutted even more until it hit $90,000 Tuesday—that’s a comeback worthy of a standing ovation.
Wednesday? BTC kept climbing like a cat stuck in a tree, reaching $92,000. Friday was the big finale—you could almost hear the orchestra swell as it soared to just shy of $96,000. Highest in two months! Cue the applause!
Then the weekend happened. No encore. Bitcoin tried again Sunday like a sad magician pulling out a bouquet of wilted flowers—still couldn’t crack that pesky resistance. Now it’s chilling around $94,000, with its market cap dipping below $1.87 trillion and crowning itself king of the crypto jungle at 61.3% dominance. Bow down, alts!
Altcoins: The Unfunny Sequel
While Bitcoin’s taking a breather, altcoins decided to audition for the role of “Most Dramatic Falldown.” ETH and TRX are the only ones throwing a little green confetti, making the rest look like they lost their lunch money.
Yesterday’s big winners, PEPE and SHIB, slid down like clowns on a banana peel, dropping over 5%. ADA, SOL, DOGE, LINK, AVAX, and XRP joined the pity party dressed in red lights.
The market lost about $40 billion since yesterday—and a whopping $70 billion since Friday. Things are dropping faster than your uncle at a family reunion after one too many drinks.
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2025-04-27 09:33