Ah, the wrath of fortune! Shares of One97 Communication, the illustrious parent of Paytm, have taken a rather embarrassing tumble, plummeting a staggering 9% to an intraday low of Rs 773.90. All this, dear reader, thanks to the lurking specter of the Enforcement Directorate (ED), who audaciously decided to investigate our beloved Paytm in a rather scandalous cryptocurrency escapade.
But wait, the plot thickens like bad borscht! The ED, not satisfied with picking just one target, has trenched its claws into several so-called payment apps—Razorpay, PayU, Easebuzz, and a motley crew of five others—like a cat playing with its prey. Over the last two years, they’ve frozen approximately Rs 500 crore in virtual accounts associated with these shady figures, as they unravel a web woven by ten Chinese nationals and the diabolical HPZ Token. The plot twist? An impressive Rs 2,200 crore was snatched from unsuspecting investors throughout 20 states as part of this grand swindle.
As one can imagine, a portion of these ill-gotten gains lay dormant in the payment gateways for mere days before the ED decided to have a little fun, freezing around Rs 500 crore. PayU, the heavyweight champion of the quantity stakes, saw Rs 130 crore shackled to the infamous HPZ Token scam. Meanwhile, our dear Paytm, ever the small fry, was left with a mere Rs 2.8 crore to languish in obscurity.
As though summoning a circus act, these con artists established a bewildering array of companies—a veritable bingo card of dubious enterprises—across 20 states, enticing potential victims with promises to partake in cryptocurrency mining ventures via the miraculous HPZ Token mobile app.
Of course, what’s a crime without some bureaucratic fun? More than 50 companies waltzed into existence merely in Delhi, seducing fortunes with 84 bank accounts! Karnataka beamed with 26 firms and 37 accounts, while Haryana and Uttar Pradesh joined the party in modest fashion. And let’s not forget the states joined in this symphony of corruption, including Maharashtra, Gujarat, and the ever-spectacular West Bengal!
In a waltz of miscommunication, Paytm declared, with a shrug, that the ED’s investigation pertains to historical inquiries involving third-party merchants. “Oh, don’t mind us! These merchants are spirited independent entities!” they insisted, attempting to distance themselves from this whirlwind of scandal. They claimed to have fully cooperated with the authorities, as if dancing to the tunes of compliance.
Yet, they feign surprise over the ED’s newfound interest, labeling the reports as “factually incorrect and misleading” with a wink and a nod. One can only imagine the drama unfolding as they munch on popcorn while the investigation dances through the streets of India.
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2025-01-28 14:00