So, Israel and Iran are at it again, and I’m thinking, “Oh boy, Bitcoin‘s gonna take a dive!” 🤦♂️ But nope, it’s like the asset is saying, “Hey, I’ve seen it all, folks! I’m not impressed.” 😎
Meanwhile, the altcoins are like, “Hey, we’re not dead yet!” 🤖 HYPE, in particular, is like the Energizer Bunny – it just keeps going and going, up 8% and back above $42! 💪
So, let’s get down to business. Bitcoin had a wild ride this week, breaking out of its weekend slump and shooting above $110,000 on Monday. But then, it got a little too big for its britches and came back down to earth. 🌎
Wednesday brought some good news, what with the US and China making nice and the CPI data being better than expected. But Bitcoin was all, “Meh, I’m good.” 🙄 And then, Israel went and bombed Iran, and Bitcoin was like, “Whoa, okay, maybe I’m not so good after all!” 😱
But it recovered, because that’s what Bitcoin does. It’s like the Rocky of cryptocurrencies – it gets knocked down, but it always gets back up. 🥊 And now, it’s trading above $105,000, despite Iran’s retaliation. Because, you know, geopolitics is just so last season. 😉
As for the altcoins, they’re all, “Hey, we’re still here!” 🤗 Ethereum‘s back above $2,500, Ripple‘s holding steady, and SOL, DOGE, ADA, and AVAX are all in the green. And then there’s HYPE, which is just showing off at this point. 🤩
The total crypto market cap is back up to $3.4 trillion, because why not? 🤑 And Bitcoin’s dominance is still at 61.5%, because it’s the king of the castle. 👑
And finally, let’s talk about the real stars of the show: WBT, Fartcoin, PI, and ICP. Because who doesn’t love a good underdog story? 🐕
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2025-06-14 11:19