Hold onto your whoopee cushions and check your pockets for spare beans—FARTCOIN has ripped through the charts with all the grace of a whoopee cushion at a royal banquet! This upstart memecoin just blew past big shots like Dogecoin and Pepe on Coinbase, the world’s favorite crypto casino, where over 110 million users apparently have nothing better to do. Is Wall Street trembling? No, but your uncle Vinnie in Queens is making TikToks about it.
In the words of Unipcs (that’s “BonkGuy” to his mother), FARTCOIN’s trajectory isn’t just rising—it’s “violently parabolic.” Which, in technical analysis, is code for: “Don’t blame me when this all goes south.” Coinbase slid Fartcoin into their listings on June 13, and now everyone’s acting like they’ve discovered Beanie Babies for the blockchain era.
Before Coinbase inflated its profile, you could only get your FARTCOIN fix on luxury exchanges like Gate.io, MEXC, BitGet, and Kucoin—the Times Square hot dog carts of crypto. The big-league venues, like Binance and Bybit, still haven’t RSVP’d. Maybe they’re holding out for a FARTCOIN NFT you can scratch-and-sniff.
Now, everyone knows this thing’s not being powered by actual value—unless you count odor. But does anyone care? Of course not! At the time of writing, FARTCOIN is wiggling at $1.24, up over 4.5%—with $216 million in trading, presumably by people hoping it’ll double so they can tell their grandkids they became millionaires by investing in flatulence.
But careful—seasoned analysts are warning us to remember Dogecoin’s 2021 joyride: hype takes you up, panic drops you down, and in between, a lot of people realize they owned a cartoon coin named after bodily functions. Low liquidity, extreme swings, and manipulation: it’s not just crypto, it’s high-stakes musical chairs with fewer manners.
Want my advice? When FARTCOIN finally hits $2, hold your nose and sell faster than Mel Brooks could say, “It’s good to be the king!” 🤡💨
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2025-06-16 15:01