- Institutional money is bailing on Bitcoin (the prom king) and pouring into altcoins (the theater kids nobody invited but who are weirdly now running the school dance).
- TOTAL3 did not just rebound—it slingshotted up like a caffeinated squirrel after it hit “crucial support.” Technical traders started hyperventilating in excitement.
Grab your popcorn, because Bitcoin (BTC) is revving its little crypto engine over $105k. This is apparently thanks to institutional investors and a macroeconomic crisis. Honestly, these words feel like the intro to a Christopher Nolan movie. Meanwhile, the altcoin market is basically screaming “Notice me, senpai!” and investors everywhere are feeling the FOMO.
And for the first time since President Donald Trump—yes, again, because why not make this timeline even weirder—ETH tickled $2.7k. Somewhere, Vitalik is probably doing a happy dance, or at least blinking twice in approval.
If you’re still scared of another big crypto drop, the Ethereum “fear and greed” index is now sitting pretty above 70%. Translation: everyone is greedy, nobody remembers their therapist’s number. The total crypto market cap has ballooned to $3.5 trillion. That’s right, trillion—your meme coin losses aren’t so special anymore, Chad!
Closer Look at Altseason 2025Â
The last two years, Bitcoin completely dominated the crypto market. It was like the elder sibling who gets all the Christmas presents while the rest of us pretend we like socks. But! Suddenly, Bitcoin’s market share took a 5% nosedive over the past week, sliding down to 62%. The altcoins spotted an opening and are charging in like it’s Black Friday at Best Buy.
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TOTAL3 [1W] bouncing strongly from the Cup and Handle’s neck line.ii)
BTC.d breaking downi) + ii) = Alt Season inbound
— Gert van Lagen (@GertvanLagen) May 13, 2025
So what does that mean? Technical analysts are buzzing harder than office workers after their third cold brew. Gert van Lagen (not a Game of Thrones character, just a crypto analyst) says TOTAL3, which ditches ETH because, well, crypto logic, is headed for a “parabolic rally” that might just have to invent its own shape to describe what’s coming next.
If you thought this was serious finance business, buckle up: the 2025 altcoin hype train is being fueled by meme coins with names like PEPE, Moo Deng, Floki, Dogecoin, and Neiro. Imagine explaining this to your grandma. With crypto regulations actually making sense (shocking, I know), there’s a solid chance you’ll be hearing “altseason” at holiday dinners, right after “pass the potatoes.” Welcome to 2025. Hope you’re ready.
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