April 30, 2025 06:13:34 UTC
Bitcoin, Ethereum and XRP Price Today
Good gracious, Bitcoin appears to be loitering around $95,000, casting lingering glances at that elusive six-figure mark like a debutante eyeing the last canapé at a dreadful soirée. Should it breach the so-called “key resistance”—whatever that means in the argot of financial prophets—prepare yourself for a dainty pirouette up to $100,000. Champagne, anyone? 🍾
Ethereum, meanwhile, is dithering near $1,800, no doubt mulling over whether it ought to make a dash for $2,000 if it manages to hurdle $1,861. It’s reminiscent of a houseguest hesitating on the threshold, wondering if they’re truly welcome or simply part of the furniture. Very Bohemian, very now.
XRP, ever the reliable understudy, clings courageously to $2.20, perhaps dreaming of $3 and rehearsing its Lloyd Webber number in the wings. If momentum persists and the fates are feeling whimsical, perhaps it shall take a bow centre stage. If not, expect a comedic pratfall—not entirely unamusing if observed from a safe distance. 🤷♂️
All three, they say, display ‘bullish’ behaviour, which I presume means they’re snorting and stomping about impressively, but do beware—if those dropsy supports fail, one’s portfolio might end up as flat as Aunt Edna’s soufflé after last year’s garden party. 🐂💸
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