Did UPSC Just Turn Exams into a Spy Drama? Find Out! 🔍

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Did UPSC Just Turn Exams into a Spy Drama? Find Out! 🔍

So, apparently the Union Public Service Commission decided that their exams were a little too wild, like a reality show with leaked papers and suspicious exam room dance-offs. Their solution? Aadhaar verification and AI surveillance—because nothing screams “trust” like facial recognition and mandatory document uploads. 📸🤖

Now, if you’re brave enough to attempt the hallowed halls of the civil services, you’ll need to climb a digital Everest: create an account, register universally, fill some form that probably requires a PhD in deciphering, and upload the same documents you used to get your driver’s license—because why make it easy? Oh, and you can even check your identity on the ICFR account just by pressing Yes or No. It’s like playing a digital game where the stakes are your future career. 📝✨

Within a week, over 92% of brave souls decided, “You know what? Aadhaar sounds fun,” and verified their identities. By June 4, 2.65 lakh eager beavers had created accounts, with over 1 lakh confirming their identity—because nothing says “successful career” like proving you exist beyond a shadow of doubt.

The UPSC boss said this shiny new platform makes it super easy for candidates to reuse their info across exams—saving time and possibly a few brain cells. The deadline for submitting the big tender? July 30, 2025. Mark your calendars (or just mentally file that moment of existential dread). 📅

And wait, there’s more! Camera surveillance is now a thing—each camera watches 24 candidates like a hawk, trying to catch someone sneaking a glance at their neighbor’s paper or doing the moonwalk in unrelated suspicion. Instant alerts and fees will be slapped on anyone trying to bend the rules—because nothing says “we trust you” like having Big Brother watch over your exam seat. 🕵️‍♂️🎥

Our dear chairman, Ajay Kumar, cheerfully announced that this new system removes repetitive data entry, making the whole process a little less tedious—unless you find being watched by AI and cameras fun, in which case, go wild. Although Aadhaar remains voluntary, refusing it might mean your votes (or future opportunities) could end up in manual limbo, because apparently, manual checks are the new black. And don’t worry, they’ve got your disabled friends’ data protected—because nothing says “inclusive” like a digital panopticon. 😅

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2025-06-07 22:44