In this grand age of progress and peculiar inventions, behold: the world offers a new method of verifying one’s identityâat the mere whisper of a request, the iris can be scanned within the confines of one’s own dwelling. Ah, the marvels of modernityâwhere convenience and Orwellian oversight walk hand in hand, and all you need is a device called an Orb and perhaps a sense of humor.
World Begins Distributing Domiciliary Iris Scans in the Argentine Capital
Listen well, for a spectacle of human ingenuity unfolds: the giant known as World, which claims to validate your very soul and wallet, now seeks to peer into your eyes without you ever leaving your humble abode. This innovation is currently confined to Buenos Aires, but like all good thingsâsuch as gossip or bad jokesâit will eventually spread across the nation, for the appetite for surveillance is insatiable.
In collusion with Rappi, the international courier of everything from tacos to questionable packages, this scheme involves the delivery of an Orbâperhaps shaped like a spaceship, or a very expensive paperweightâand the subsequent biometric scrutiny of its recipient. Truly, what could go wrong? Just imagine, dear reader, your iris becoming as famous as a celebrityâs selfie, all in the comfort of your pajamas.
And fear not, citizensâif the sight of a strange device at your door is too much to bear, you may choose a less invasive method: snap a picture of your passport within the app, and voilĂ ! Your identity is verified, no eye contact required. Because nothing screams âtrust meâ like a digital passport selfie. Users can even opt for both verification methods, covering all basesâunless those bases are your personal privacy, but who cares, really? đ¤ˇââď¸
The wise Mr. MartĂn Mazza, general of Tools For Humanity Latam, proclaims this a milestone, a glorious step towards a future where access to universal identity is both safe and completely anonymousâan oxymoron that only our era could produce.
He states:
This is possible because both Rappi and World share a strong conviction that technology and innovation can be powerful catalysts for progress in Latin America.
The alliance was announced back in November, with Rappi politely refusing to extend these wonders to Chileâperhaps out of prudence or just boredom. Still, the dream persists: to blanket Latin America with the warm glow of biometric verification, ensuring that everyone, from Buenos Aires to Bolivia, can confirm their humanity with a simple scan of the eye.
Juan Jose Guerrero, the global overseer of Rappiâs adventures, assures us that this is only the beginning: âWe started in Argentina, but weâre already working to expand this partnership across Latin America, so that thousands of people can verify their humanity simply, quickly, and conveniently, right from their homes.â And if you believe that, I have a bridge in Buenos Aires to sell you. đĽ
For now, the spectacle remains confined to the city, but let us not doubt that, with enough persistenceâand perhaps a little bit of chaosâit will soon stretch across the entire country. The future, dear reader, is not only here but peering into your eyes, and probably sneering at your password choices.
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2025-06-02 13:04