Ah, Dogecoin—the cryptocurrency equivalent of a Shiba Inu wearing a party hat—has once again decided to moonwalk past $0.26 over the weekend, sending crypto bros into a frenzy usually reserved for free pizza at a hackathon. And just like that, the internet’s favorite joke currency is back, baby, with one analyst predicting it’ll surge a cool 2,600%. Because, sure, why not? At this rate, we might as well start pricing groceries in DOGE.
Analyst Claims Dogecoin Will Hit $6.9 (Because of Course It Will)
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Dogecoin’s Next Move: A Dip, Because Nothing Ever Goes Smoothly
Meanwhile, another analyst—this one going by the name Trader Tardigrade (because nothing says “trust me” like naming yourself after a microscopic creature that survives in space)—claims Dogecoin is forming a “Double Bottom” pattern. For the uninitiated, that’s finance-speak for “it’s gonna drop before it rises again,” which is basically the stock market’s version of “it gets worse before it gets better.”
According to Tardigrade, DOGE will briefly nosedive before soaring to $0.476, a 76% increase that sounds impressive until you remember this is the same asset that once traded for fractions of a penny. But hey, if you’re holding Dogecoin, you’re either a genius, a gambler, or someone who just really, really likes memes. And honestly, in this economy, who’s to say which is which?
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