Dogecoin to $6.9? Or Just Another Crypto Fever Dream? 🚀🤡

Ah, Dogecoin—the cryptocurrency equivalent of a Shiba Inu wearing a party hat—has once again decided to moonwalk past $0.26 over the weekend, sending crypto bros into a frenzy usually reserved for free pizza at a hackathon. And just like that, the internet’s favorite joke currency is back, baby, with one analyst predicting it’ll surge a cool 2,600%. Because, sure, why not? At this rate, we might as well start pricing groceries in DOGE.

Analyst Claims Dogecoin Will Hit $6.9 (Because of Course It Will)

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Dogecoin’s Next Move: A Dip, Because Nothing Ever Goes Smoothly

Meanwhile, another analyst—this one going by the name Trader Tardigrade (because nothing says “trust me” like naming yourself after a microscopic creature that survives in space)—claims Dogecoin is forming a “Double Bottom” pattern. For the uninitiated, that’s finance-speak for “it’s gonna drop before it rises again,” which is basically the stock market’s version of “it gets worse before it gets better.”

A chart that may or may not be a Rorschach test for crypto enthusiasts.

According to Tardigrade, DOGE will briefly nosedive before soaring to $0.476, a 76% increase that sounds impressive until you remember this is the same asset that once traded for fractions of a penny. But hey, if you’re holding Dogecoin, you’re either a genius, a gambler, or someone who just really, really likes memes. And honestly, in this economy, who’s to say which is which?

Another chart, because nothing says 'serious investment' like squiggly lines.

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2025-07-21 22:22