Dogecoin’s “Programmed” Price Surge Is Here – And It’s Not Just Wishful Thinking!

Dogecoin, that mischievous little crypto that’s been stuck in a tight, sweaty range around $0.17, seems to have finally found its escape route. After weeks of hesitation (who could blame it, really?), it’s now sitting comfortably around the $0.185 resistance zone, as if it’s just waiting for a cosmic nudge to break free. And lo and behold, it looks like Bitcoin, the ever-impetuous big brother, decided to break the $100,000 mark yet again, giving Dogecoin that little push it desperately needed. Enter crypto analyst Trader Tardigrade, who, in his infinite wisdom, has decided that Dogecoin’s price surge is *not* a fluke—oh no, it’s *programmed*. But don’t worry, the robots haven’t taken over just yet. Or maybe they have… 👀

Dogecoin’s Rally Is Programmed Thanks To A 29-Day Cycle (No, Really)

According to the ever-so-reliable Trader Tardigrade, Dogecoin’s price isn’t just bouncing around randomly like a pinball in a machine—it’s got a rhythm. A very predictable, almost eerie rhythm. Every 29 days, Dogecoin completes a little cycle that inevitably ends with a breakout. Yes, you read that correctly. The RSI (Relative Strength Index, for those who enjoy feeling smarter than everyone else at parties) shows that, without fail, every 29 days, Dogecoin’s price hits a sweet spot where it breaks free from its shackles and starts climbing like a cat on catnip. 🐾

The chart below (which will probably be printed on Tardigrade’s office wall as some sort of crypto masterpiece) shows exactly three RSI breakout points spaced 29 days apart, each time followed by an explosive rally. Like clockwork. And if you didn’t believe it before, now you’ve got visual proof. Check it out below.

Yes, this cycle isn’t just some wild guess. It’s driven by RSI downtrend breakouts, and the past two breakouts have happened with military precision. The first one? Early March. The second one? Early April. And now, after the latest RSI downtrend has been broken (once again, on cue), Tardigrade declares that the stage is set for another “programmed” move. Yes, we’re all just pawns in the grand cosmic crypto game. 🎮

Prepare for Dogecoin to Flirt With $0.23 (And Maybe Even More)

Now, let’s talk about the juicy part. Tardigrade’s prediction is that Dogecoin is gearing up to break that pesky $0.20 barrier. And why? Because RSI behavior is practically a crystal ball into Dogecoin’s future. The RSI has been on a slow downward trek since March 9, and each time it breaks above a local resistance line, chaos (a.k.a., a price surge) ensues. Just look at the green arrows on the chart (a clear signal that it’s time to get excited, or at least pretend to be). 🚀

If history repeats itself (which, as we all know, it’s bound to), Dogecoin might soon be hitting a psychological resistance zone around $0.24. This price target is basically the crypto equivalent of seeing the light at the end of a very long tunnel. And in case you were wondering, this technical outlook also aligns with a head and shoulder formation on the daily timeframe. Yep, you heard that right. We’re talking full-on technical analysis wizardry here.

At the time of writing, Dogecoin is trading at $0.1971—up 9% in the past 24 hours and a respectable 8.9% over the past week. It’s like that one friend who’s always late to the party, but once they show up, they make a dramatic entrance. And this time, it’s all thanks to Bitcoin’s own break above the $100,000 threshold. Looks like Dogecoin’s been hanging out with the cool crowd. 🤑

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2025-05-10 01:35