El Paso, Elsewhere is your crossover between Max Payne and John Constantine, coming soon to iOS

El Paso, Elsewhere is your crossover between Max Payne and John Constantine, coming soon to iOS

  • El Paso, Somewhere, takes you miles below the desert
  • Battle vampires, werewolves and worse as you fight to save innocent lives
  • A slow-mo mix of David Lynch, John Carpenter and John Woo that’s already caught some eyes hits iOS

As a seasoned gamer with over two decades under my belt, I’ve seen it all – from pixelated classics to state-of-the-art virtual reality experiences. Yet, El Paso, Somewhere, with its eerie neo-noir charm and David Lynch meets John Woo aesthetic, has managed to pique my curiosity like few games before it.


Greetings! In the bustling heart of El Paso, Texas, a seemingly ordinary motel has undergone an extraordinary transformation – sprouting an astonishing 46 stories beneath the ground. Here’s the catch: it’s not just any ordinary tenants taking up residence. Fallen angels, werewolves, and all manner of supernatural beings have made this their home. The task at hand? Clearing out these otherworldly occupants. Welcome to El Paso, Somewhere – where the extraordinary becomes your everyday!

Combining elements of Max Payne and John Constantine creates a third-person, slow-motion shooter game that left its impact on PC gaming some time ago. Soon, you’ll be able to engage in this experience as El Paso, Somewhere becomes available for play on an iOS device; the game is scheduled for release on the App Store on September 17th.

As a long-time fan of neo-noir narratives and someone who’s spent countless hours mastering shooting mechanics on consoles and PC, I can’t help but feel a surge of excitement upon hearing that “Somewhere in El Paso” is making its way to mobile devices. With its gritty storyline, engaging gunplay, swarms of enemies to vanquish, and diverse settings to traverse, this game seems tailor-made for fans like myself who crave immersive gaming experiences on the go. Having grown up playing classics like “LA Noire” and “Max Payne,” I’m eagerly awaiting the chance to dive back into that dark, moody world on my mobile device. I can hardly wait!


A bit of a marmite game?

El Paso, Somewhere appears intriguing based on critics’ reviews. However, it should be noted that this game caters to a specific audience, one that overlaps David Lynch and John Woo fan bases, so it may not have the widespread appeal of games like Call of Duty or Max Payne.

However, if you prefer shooter games with a surreal, eerie atmosphere yet retaining an element of flashiness, then “El Paso, Somewhere” might be the game you’ve been longing for.

In the interim, before the debut of El Paso, Somewhere, feel free to explore some exceptional mobile games from our top picks of 2024. Enjoy!

As a fellow gamer, if you’re craving something chilling and unique, give the spine-tingling side-scroller “Spooky Pixel Hero” a shot. It’s brimming with surreal, mind-bending horror that’ll keep you tossing and turning long into the night.

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2024-08-13 16:48