Oy vey, what’s the schpiel?
- Elon Musk, the Grand Poobah of the U.S. Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E. – get it? Like the doge meme? I crack myself up 😂), says “NO DOGE IN D.O.G.E.!” What a meshuggeneh!
- Even though Dogecoin‘s not invited to the D.O.G.E. party, its brief appearance last August caused a whole mishigas of a rally. A regular brouhaha!
- D.O.G.E., which is supposed to save taxpayer money (like anyone actually believes that 🙄), claims to have saved $130 BILLION! That’s more than my Bubbe’s mahjong winnings!
So, the faint hopes that Dogecoin (DOGE) would be schmoozing with the U.S. Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.) have been kiboshed! Elon Musk, that rascal, says no way! Fuhgeddaboudit!
“There are no plans for the government to use dogecoin or anything,” Musk said, probably with a straight face. What a putz!
“I was going to call it Government Efficiency Commission, but that’s a boring name. Then the internet said it needs to be the Department of Government Efficiency. I was like, the internet is right because they know everything!” he added. He’s killin’ me! 😂
🚨 ELON MUSK: “There are no plans for the government to use dogecoin or anything.
I was going to call it Government Efficiency Commission but that’s a super boring name. Then the internet said it needs to be Department of Government Efficiency. I was like Internet is right.”
— DogeDesigner (@cb_doge) March 31, 2025
DOGE prices are down 3.5%! A calamity! A regular financial pogrom! While Doge was never invited to the cool kids club, its brief appearance birthed a bunch of copycat tokens and started a wild rally. It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world! 🤪
The official site even slapped a dogecoin logo on there for a few hours! A regular publicity stunt! This fueled rumors that the joke token would have a role in the new agency. Oy gevalt!
D.O.G.E. wants to make government spending more efficient, but it’s probably just another boondoggle. They claim to have saved $130 billion! That’s some chutzpah! And supposedly, we’re each saving $840? Tell that to my accountant! 😡
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2025-03-31 09:47