In a plot twist worthy of a classic Mel Brooks flick, our heroine, Hawk Tuah girl Hailey Welch, has dodged a bullet! The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) decided not to turn her into a crypto villain after a nail-biting investigation into the sensational $HAWK token. Who needs a cape when you’ve got charisma? 🦸♀️
SEC Wraps Up Investigation With a Surprise: No Charges!
So, the SEC started poking around after the $HAWK token performed a magic trick: it went from a dazzling $490 million market cap to a plunge that would make a rollercoaster feel secure. 🎢 Investors, feeling more than a little lightheaded, wanted to pin the blame on the promoters. But hey, they should have known: investing in memes is like betting on a chicken in a race! 🐔💨
Our fearless Ms. Welch, who sat through the whole ordeal like a champ, was practically doing cartwheels when she heard the news. “I’ve played nice with the big wigs and their suits, and now I can finally take off my ‘guilty party’ hat,” she quipped to TMZ. I mean, who knew compliance could be so… thrilling? 😏
Her wise-cracking attorney, James Sallah, assured everyone that the case was tossed out faster than stale popcorn, marking the end of a saga that had more twists than a pretzel factory. 🎉 No fines, no restrictions—looks like she’s free to roam the wild west of cryptocurrency again!
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