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Oh, gather ’round, dear readers, for a tale so bizarre it could only come from the glitzy world of Hollywood! Our protagonist, the illustrious Carl Erik Rinsch, director of the not-so-legendary film 47 Ronin (yes, the one with Keanu Reeves, bless his heart), has found himself in a pickle of epic proportions! 🥒
It seems our dear Carl has been charged with a rather cheeky little scam involving Netflix and a whopping $11 million! Yes, you heard that right! He was supposed to be crafting a science fiction series called “White Horse,” but instead, he decided to play a different game altogether—one involving cryptocurrencies and stocks! 🎩💰
Now, let’s rewind a bit. Back in 2018, Rinsch managed to charm his way into a $44 million investment package for his grand vision. But lo and behold, between 2019 and 2020, he snagged an extra $11 million, which he promptly whisked away to a company that was, surprise surprise, entirely under his control! Talk about a magician! 🎩✨
But instead of using those shiny coins for his show, Rinsch allegedly decided to play a little game of hide-and-seek with the funds, moving them through a maze of accounts until they landed snugly in his personal brokerage account. How clever! Or should we say, how sneaky? 😏
Now, here’s where it gets juicy! Within just two months of his first trades, our dear director had managed to lose over half of his precious capital. But wait, there’s more! He also splurged about $5.3 million on suing Netflix (because why not?), paying off credit card bills, and—hold your horses—buying a Ferrari and five Rolls-Royces! Because nothing says “I’m innocent” quite like a fleet of luxury cars! 🚗💨
Despite his rocky start in the crypto world, Rinsch decided to double down and reinvest. And guess what? He struck gold with a $4 million investment in Dogecoin (DOGE), raking in a staggering $27 million! Talk about a rollercoaster ride! 🎢💸
But alas, the fun must come to an end. Now, at the ripe age of 47, Rinsch faces a potential 20 years in prison for just one count of wire fraud! And with other charges like money laundering lurking in the shadows, he could be looking at a very long vacation behind bars. 🏛️
As of now, a court date is still a mystery, but he’s out on a $100,000 bail bond, courtesy of U.S. Magistrate Judge Pedro V. Castillo. Let’s hope he doesn’t spend it all on more luxury cars! 😜
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