Is Bitcoin About To Go Full Drama Queen? $160K Hype, Whale Party & Small-Timer Drama! 🐋💸

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Guess who’s back predicting Bitcoin is about to rocket higher than your ex’s new relationship expectations? That’s right, your favourite InvestAnswers analyst is flexing his 565,000-strong YouTube following again, because apparently, if Bitcoin sneezes he gets a cold—publicly.

Right, here’s the new fantasy: Bitcoin might hit $160,000 soon. No pressure. All this is based on something called the “global M2 money supply.” Which, to the rest of us, is basically how much pretend money is sloshing around after governments keep pressing ‘Ctrl+P’ on their printers. The historical chart apparently lines up with Bitcoin perfectly, like sequins on a designer dress. Could go to $120K. Could go higher. Could get stuck just like my last Tinder match, who never texted back. Wait till June or July, and please try not to combust with anticipation.

Meanwhile, out in the wild: whales—the financial ones, not sea world’s—are gobbling Bitcoin by the truckload. These crypto fat cats (think: more than 10,000 BTC in the digital wallet, so probably nobody you know personally) are hoarding with the subtlety of a toddler at a birthday party.

If you have between 100 and 1,000 Bitcoin, congratulations, apparently you’re now “the money players.” That’s what analyst says. VIP lounge Bitcoin-blazers. 1,000–10,000 club, you’re doing amazing, sweetie.

If you’re clutching 10 to 100 Bitcoin, you’re “pivoting”—like Ross moving a sofa up the stairs. Bless. Less than ten? I mean… yes, you’re probably reading this. And, tragically, you’re selling. You and me both, darling. 🙃

Let’s overcomplicate this further. His Top and Bottom Indicator (TABI—no, not a trendy cocktail) says we’re still in the sartorial shade of yellow on the Bitcoin heat map. We’re “middle of the road.” Now we wait for dark yellow, then orange, then I don’t know, possibly spontaneous combustion.

So, if you were worried the party’s over—it’s not. There’s still punch. The bull run isn’t done strutting down the catwalk yet.

Current score: Bitcoin is sitting at $97,044, which is as exciting as a soggy biscuit.

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2025-05-03 12:24