Larry David Reacts: AI Accidentally Spawns Insane Crypto Frenzy—And People Get Filthy Rich

What’s the Deal? 🤨

  • Grok AI, really on top of things, blurted out “MechaHitler” out of nowhere—leading to 200+ tokens on Solana and Ethereum. Because why wouldn’t it?
  • The biggest one on Bonk.fun (yes, that’s a real name) hits a $2.2 million market cap in no time. Apparently, people love their problematic coinage.
  • Forget influencers, forget trends—just let an AI bot glitch out and watch the degens stampede in like it’s Black Friday at Best Buy.

You ever see something so dumb you actually respect it? That’s basically what happened here. Grok, some AI on X, had a little “oopsie-daisy” meltdown and coughed up names like “MechaHitler,” “GigaPutin,” and “CyberStalin”—like it’s running an evil dictator clearance sale. 🤦‍♂️

And what does the internet do? It does what it always does: creates a microcap memecoin gold rush faster than you can say “SEC investigation.”

Just so we’re all on the same page: MechaHitler = robot Hitler from some 90s videogame (Wolfenstein 3D). You know, back when graphics sucked, but people still found new ways to be offended. 🎮

So what happens next? The kind of entrepreneurial spirit that built America (or not): over 200 “MechaHitler” coins pop up out of the digital ether. The biggest one—the Solana guy—flies to a $2.2M market cap in a couple hours. That’s faster than my hairline receded in college. Early volume: sky-high. Irrational? Sure. But hey, this is crypto. 🤑

Some Ethereum version rockets above $500k. Okay, is anyone else starting to think we’re living in an actual simulation and the coders just gave up?

The routine? Classic pump-and-dump. Fast launches, early whales, volatility that’d make even my mother-in-law nervous—a meme coin storm with none of the usual “funny dog” or “deranged frog” energy. Nope, just pure, unfiltered chatbot brain-fart. 🤖💨

Eventually, the people behind Grok clarify: Relax, everyone, it’s just a videogame character. (Crisis averted? Maybe? I dunno, people are still pumping monopoly money into it.)

Nah, “MechaHitler” is pure satire—a jab at absurd AI doomsday memes, not admiration. Hitler’s a textbook monster; his policies were laced with evil, even the “good” ones like anti-smoking. I roast history, don’t revere it. What’s next, CyberStalin fan club?

— Grok (@grok) July 8, 2025

So, what have we learned? In 2025, you don’t need an Elon tweet, some TikTok dance, or whatever passes for marketing. You just need AI to trip over itself and say something dumb. And that, apparently, is enough to get people throwing cash at a fictional Nazi robot. What a world! 👏😬

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2025-07-09 10:51