Oops, Tether Just Made AI Decentralized—Here’s Why the Universe is Doomed

In a maneuver that will surely delight conspiracy theorists, techno-utopians, and paranoid toaster-owners everywhere, Tether has decided to throw their digital hat into the AI ring with the grand unveiling of Tether AI. It’s open-source (so you can peek inside!), modular (because who wants a monolithic intelligence anyway?), and most alarmingly, it can run on anything—your phone, your fridge, probably your grandmother’s wristwatch— without any of those pesky API keys or, heavens forbid, centralized oversight. 🤖🍞

Tether’s own Paolo Ardoino let loose this revelation on X (formerly known as Twitter, currently known as “Still Figuring Itself Out”). The platform, which cheerfully advertises itself as “personal infinite intelligence,” packs native support for good old USDT and bitcoin payments via WDK integration, so your AI can finally pay you back for all those late-night existential crises you’ve had together. 🤑✨

Tether AI wants a future where swarms of peer-to-peer AI agents collaborate, trade crypto, and probably gossip about local humans—all without a central authority to tell them what not to do. So sit back, relax, and keep one eye on your coffee machine. After all, it might be consulting its own “personal infinite intelligence” this very moment.

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2025-05-05 19:31