Public Companies Could Hoard As Much as $259,395,600,000 in Bitcoin by End of 2026, According to Bitwise

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Oh, gather ’round, dear friends, for a tale of treasure and tech! The clever folks at Bitwise have spun a yarn about how our beloved public companies are diving headfirst into the shimmering sea of Bitcoin (BTC). Yes, indeed! What was once a whimsical gamble is now a shiny corporate jewel! 💰✨

In a report that tickles the imagination, Bitwise reveals that these corporate giants have ramped up their Bitcoin stash from a mere 394,131 to a whopping 786,857 BTC in just six months! That’s like finding a hidden stash of chocolate in a cupboard! 🍫

Now, hold onto your hats, because this increase is a staggering 392,726 BTC! That’s like acquiring 196,363 BTC every quarter—enough to make even the grumpiest of accountants crack a smile! 😄

But wait, there’s more! Bitwise has donned its crystal ball and predicts that by the end of 2026, these companies could be hoarding as much as 2.356 million BTC! That’s 11.22% of all Bitcoin, worth a jaw-dropping $259.395 billion! Talk about a piggy bank on steroids! 🐷💪

Now, if Bitcoin adoption takes a leisurely stroll and slows down by half, these corporate wizards will still be snatching up 98,181 BTC each quarter. If they keep up the pace, it’s 196,363 BTC, and if they really get their act together, a staggering 392,726 BTC! It’s like a race to the moon, and everyone wants a ticket! 🚀

As the wise Bitwise analysts say,

“These developments signal a new era of Bitcoin adoption where public companies not only hoard Bitcoin but craft entire business models around it! Thanks to the likes of Michael Saylor, the ‘Bitcoin Standard’ is becoming the new corporate playbook. It’s like turning your spare change into a golden goose!”

“As more companies hop on the Bitcoin bandwagon, it solidifies Bitcoin’s role as a corporate treasure and teaches investors about its magical utility—leading to a grand acceptance across the land!”

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2025-05-26 20:01