Ah, mon cher ami, the noble Bybit CEO, Monsieur Ben Zhou, hath unfurled a grave accusation against the Pi Network, likening it to a vile scam preying upon the unsuspecting elderly—how delightful! 🧐 This scandal, more juicy than a ripe peach, is underscored by a police notice from the year of our Lord, 2023, labeling it as such!
In a recent proclamation, our esteemed Ben Zhou wouldst not allow a claim from an unofficial Pi technical scribbler to go unchallenged, claiming Bybit had been “cast aside by Pi” for a listing. Pish posh, dear reader! The Pi Network, in its grandiosity, allows humble souls to mine cryptocurrency via a simple app—how charmingly modern! 🌐
“Nay, we hath made no such entreaty for a listing,” quoth Zhou with fervor. “The notion that PI turned us down for some KYB nonsense is as ludicrous as a jester’s cap!” 🎭
In his retort, he unveiled a police report from the far-off land of China that warns the good citizens about nefarious characters exploiting the elderly with promises of wealth—ah, the ubiquitous “get rich overnight” scheme! How utterly delightful! 🤑
“Criminals do claim they can mine ‘π Coin’ by simply tapping their mobile devices. They go so far as to lecture the aged, luring them into their wicked web with false promises of ‘rebates’ for recruiting compatriots!” proclaimed the Wuxi Public Security Bureau, lest we forget the fate of these unsuspecting old dears!
The report further elucidates that these rogues generously dangle free rewards before their victims, ensuring their misfortunes are indeed sweetened with a pinch of faux prosperity!
“Their victim pool expands ever wider, with promises of rewards for recruiting adore every unsuspecting soul, even as they sell users’ secrets to the wind!” added the police—it seems they truly grasp the waywardness of our times!
Having wielded this potent evidence, Zhou insists that Bybit shall not entertain the notion of hosting Pi Network, unlike the noble major exchanges such as OKX and Bitget, brave souls who dare to venture into this realm. Even Binance, our gallant friend, is tossing a coin in the waters whether to dare such a listing!
In a splendid interview with crypto.news, the illustrious co-founders of Pi Network—Dr. Nicolas Kokkalis and Chengdiao Fan—proclaimed their vision of stability and noble distribution of tokens, while cleverly maneuvering through the maze of real-world usefulness. Safety as their sword, they take precautionary measures with things as fancy as security circles and utility-based Pi apps, oh là là! ⚔️
Moreover, dear Pioneers—those who dive into the waters of Pi—must pass a gauntlet of identity verification before they can claim their share, adding another delightful layer to this cyber intrigue.
Pi Network, a Beacon of Warning Against Scurrilous Scams and Knaves!
In a recent pronouncement on X, just before their grand mainnet unveiling, the Pi Network cautioned its followers about the flood of “rascals and tricksters” masquerading as affiliates, seeking to ensnare the unsuspecting! 🥴
“Let it be known: neither Pi Network, nor any allies in this grand endeavor, wishes to have anything to do with wicked practices that harm our dear users and pious community,” they declared with utmost seriousness!
They implored everyone to beware any schemers demanding fees or promising unworthy riches—such tomfoolery is not sanctioned by the Pi Network! Also, do visit their esteemed official site for tidings of protection for your sweet Pi accounts!
As we pen this story, alas! The Pi token hath tumbled more than 50% in the blink of an eye, trading at a mere $0.65! A sad fate, indeed, though it has still managed $1.2 billion in trading, a spectacle unto itself! 💸
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2025-02-21 11:59