Scandal in the Ballroom: Arkham and Haruko’s Daring Move Shakes Crypto Society 🍸💼

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My dear reader, intelligence in matters of the blockchain—which I daresay is as fickle as a marriage proposal from one Mr. Wickham—has never been more sought after. One hears that Arkham Intelligence, a firm of some consequence, is to be united in the bonds of partnership with Haruko, that most eligible portfolio and execution management platform, quietly adored by institutions with the taste (and the resources) to pursue digital assets trading of the highest pedigree. 😏

Mr. Arkham and Miss Haruko, so to speak, are to join their fortitudes and social capitals, rendering for the fortunate user a veritable assembly of liquidity venues and all manner of order types. The whole affair is calculated to bring ease and delight to market participants of a particularly discerning stripe—those who detest the tedium of lengthy onboarding and wish their daily trading be as untroubled as a Sunday promenade.

“We are exceedingly proud to partner with Haruko—a paragon of institutional management, favoured by every distinguished digital-asset fund and trading firm from Town to Bath,” declared Arkham with, some might say, not a little self-satisfaction.

From now on, the noble users of Haruko may avail themselves, directly from their own account’s interface (how modern!), of Arkham’s grandest liquidity venues. They may open and manage spot and derivatives positions on Arkham Exchange with all the ease of selecting a new bonnet at the modiste’s. 🎩

This integration allows investors of some institutional gravity to send their orders to the Arkham Exchange with as much discretion as a note slipped across a crowded drawing room. Haruko, being a platform of no small ambition, allows one to execute trades across multiple venues and scrutinise one’s risk with a single, elegant interface. (Imagine! More time left for tea.) It claims to serve the crème de la crème: hedge funds, global proprietary trading firms, and market-makers—gentlefolk all.

Earlier this year, in a fit of modern invention, Arkham introduced a tagging system fit for our digital age. Through this, one may, with the keen eye of a gossip at a country dance, observe the blockchain transactions of those with 100,000 or more followers on X (not, alas, an assembly ball, but rather that peculiar cyber-square). If you have ever wondered what manner of wallet is carried by Mr. Vitalik Buterin, Mr. Changpeng Zhao, or the ever-mysterious Mr. Justin Sun—nay, even addresses linked to President Donald Trump—wonder no more! Arkham’s gaze is tireless and not a touch intrusive. 🕵️‍♂️

In latest news, as if the ton was not already abuzz, Arkham has introduced the Solana Name Service search: users may unearth the affairs of KOLs and Solana traders sporting the scandalously chic .sol surname. Search as you please by SNS name, Ethereum Name Service name, or even by Twitter/X handle—dear me, what gossip may ensue! 👀

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2025-05-09 23:13