Scandalous Bills and Crypto Schemes Abound!

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a government in possession of a legislative agenda, must be in want of controversy. And so, dear reader, we find ourselves on this most auspicious of days, July 4, 2025, at 05:41:25 UTC, with not one, but two most thrilling developments.

A Most Unseemly Display: Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” Sparks Outrage

That most irrepressible of gentlemen, President Donald Trump, has once again found himself at the center of a most unbecoming controversy. His “Big, Beautiful Bill”, a legislative behemoth aimed at bolstering defense and border funding whilst slashing welfare programs, has narrowly passed the House with a vote of 218-214. One cannot help but wonder, dear reader, if the President’s remarks in Des Moines, wherein he professed his utter disdain for those Democrats who dared oppose his bill, were entirely becoming of his office 🙄. The internet, that great bastion of civility and decorum, has been quick to condemn his words as divisive and unpresidential.

And now, dear reader, we find ourselves at 05:40:27 UTC, with news of a most intriguing development in the world of cryptocurrency.

Crypto Week: A Most Thrilling Adventure in Blockchain Legislation

Those intrepid lawmakers in the U.S. Congress, led by the indefatigable House Financial Services Chair French Hill and Agriculture Chair GT Thompson, are set to embark on a most noble quest: “Crypto Week”! 🚀 This grand initiative, scheduled to launch on July 14, aims to fast-track no fewer than three critical blockchain and digital asset bills: the CLARITY Act, the Anti-CBDC Surveillance State Act, and the GENIUS Act. One cannot help but feel a sense of awe at the sheer scope of their ambition. Will they succeed in positioning the U.S. as a global leader in blockchain innovation? Only time will tell, dear reader 🤔.

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