Ah, mes chers amis, here we stand before the curious spectacle of Shiba Inu (SHIB), the second grand jest of the meme coin kingdom by market cap, poised upon the edge of a comeback as delicate as a cat upon a hot tin roof. Lo and behold! A colossal conflagration of tokens has ensued, with no less than 26,487,473 SHIBs sent to the abyss, vanished forever! 🔥 Shall we rejoice, or merely choke on our smoke? Investors sniff the fresh air of hope—and yet, is this but the prologue to a greater comedy or tragedy?
Burn Rate Ascends Like Molière’s Wit—By 827%!
According to the sages of Shibburn, within but a single rotation of the earth, the Shiba Inu clan has ignited an astonishing 26,487,473 tokens, lifting the burn rate by a resplendent 827%. Quelle folie! 🎭
This fiery spectacle is no impulsive prank, but part of a master plan—burning tokens to summon scarcity, that most mystical muse, who might — if she deigns — inspire demand and raise prices to unimaginable heights.
The immediate fruits of this pyromania? A sprightly 4% price dance after weeks of melancholy descent. Oh, the fickle mistress that is fortune!
The Chart Doth Whisper: Buyeth Ye Shib!
Meanwhile, the oracle Ali Martinez, armed with the scepter of the TD Sequential, spies upon the weekly runes a “red 9” candle—a signal, nay, a portent!—that the dark twilight of SHIB’s descent may soon give way to the dawn of a price ascent. 📈✨
#ShibaInu $SHIB may be gearing up for a major rebound, with the TD Sequential flashing a buy signal on the weekly chart!
— Ali (@ali_charts) April 21, 2025
Will SHIB’s price romp reach the heights of Molière’s own farces? At this moment in the grand theatre of finance, SHIB pirouettes at a delicate $0.00001264, up 3.48% in the last 24 hours, waving a market cap banner of a heavenly $7.43 billion. To burn or not to burn? That is no longer the question—’tis the spectacle itself we relish! 🐕💨
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2025-04-21 16:37