‘Swimberly.’ Kim Kardashian Debuts New Swim Line, And Teeny Tiny, Itty Bitty Bikini Is The Only Correct Description

Kim Kardashian consistently strives to create a stir online, either by exercising in a nearly transparent bodysuit or skillfully placing a champagne glass on her posterior. Despite the fact that the latest season of The Kardashians is scheduled for 2025 television broadcasts, showcasing her transformation into her mother, Kim wants everyone to understand she’s still got her charm and allure, as evidenced by her provocative photos in an incredibly minuscule bikini.

This wasn’t any old swimsuit photo shoot, however — not that she’s opposed to those — but this thirst trap was in service of the upcoming debut of a new SKIMS swim line. Kim Kardashian modeled a few of her new pieces in an Instagram tease, and my goodness those are some skimpy bottoms:

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As a supporter, I must express my concern about the Cheetah print tank bikini’s bottoms. Compared to other SKIMS tops we’ve seen, it offers more coverage, like a tortilla chip wouldn’t even cover. However, those bottoms seem remarkably small. One careless move while posing could lead to an unexpected incident, making this pose session something entirely different!

It seems unlikely that Khloé Kardashian would wear the style of bikini bottom mentioned earlier, given her previous comments about the adjustments needed for her comfort in that area. She might instead prefer one of the other swimsuits showcased by Kim Kardashian, such as the blue one-piece with a full zipper down to the waist.

Additionally, there are string bikini bottoms that the mother of four is wearing in a zebra and blue design. She complemented these with a low-cut top in the same color, while her T-shirt seemed to resemble leftovers from a wet t-shirt competition. (It’s not as if she’ll be accused of being less covered than Bianca Censori at the Grammys, so why not go all out?)

If Kim Kardashian aims to create a stir online, she’s definitely making progress, given that her latest provocative post has successfully captured people’s interest. This is evident from the numerous comments it received.

  • SWIMBERLY😍 – phuphogumedek
  • Completely losing it over here – l.iv_ing
  • LORD HAVE MERCY, KIM! – red_otaku21
  • Sports Illustrated swimsuit material 😍👏🏾🔥🐐💯 – ithaca_kid
  • This is breaking the internet – nuella_moni

In the past, SKIMS Swim has proven effective, not just with the popular micro-bikini resembling tortilla chips, but also with the SKIMS Swim Gloves a few years back. These full-length opera-style gloves were a bit unexpected for beachwear, considering tan lines, yet they managed to captivate fans and sell out swiftly, with Kourtney Kardashian being among their admirers.

Kim Kardashian is a master at promoting herself, and her approach has proven incredibly successful, transforming swimsuit photos into a $4 billion enterprise. Given this track record, it seems likely that we’ll see more attention-grabbing posts from her in the future.

Opting for a tiny, minuscule bikini bottom may test one’s courage; that’s a matter entirely on its own.

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2025-03-03 22:37