There’s nothing quite as reassuring as knowing your digital tokens are propped up by several truckloads of shiny yellow loot, isn’t there? Word on the street is that Tether—the reigning monarch of the stablecoin scene—has squirrelled away nearly 80 tons of gold. Where, you ask? Well, pop the champagne and adjust your monocle: it’s somewhere in Switzerland, darling, a country that turns secrecy into an Olympic sport. The “where” is, naturally, classified. (Though, let’s be honest—the Swiss are still hiding their recipe for fondue.)
Bloomberg, that ever-reliable harbinger of financial tea, reports that Tether CEO Paolo Ardoino (a man who surely dreams in gold bars and balance sheets) claims the stash is worth a modest $8 billion. Not bad for a digital empire. He describes the mysterious vault as the “most secure in the world”—a bold claim, unless he’s personally seen Fort Knox on a bad day.
Of course, Tether won’t divulge the precise location of this gilded lair. Nor will Ardoino spill the beans on when it sprang into existence. We’re left with only this tantalizing morsel: it’s “somewhere in Switzerland.” Which, frankly, is like saying your secret lover lives “somewhere in Europe”—not terribly helpful, but deliciously intriguing.
With nearly 80 tons of gold—enough to make even Scrooge McDuck green with envy—Tether’s trove rivals the shiny holdings of the venerable UBS Group. Our stablecoin star is now rubbing shoulders with the titans of metal, surpassed only by banks and nation states. (Move over, Fort Knox. There’s a new player at the masquerade ball.)
Ardoino, always one for thoughtful reflection (with a hint of existential dread), noted that gold is far safer than any mundane national currency—no offense, United States. As global debt balloons like a bad soufflé, who wouldn’t want a nice shiny fallback? Certainly beats stuffing dollars under your mattress or raiding your grandmother’s jewelry box. 💍
If you’ve been trading in gold rather than crypto memes, you’ll know it’s hot property, up 38.5% in the past year and hitting an all-time high ($3,390 on April 21—a price tag that could make even Marie Antoinette blush). At last glance, it sits at $3,289; still enough to make an alchemist weep with envy. Investors everywhere are using gold as their ultimate “doomsday hedge”—like Bitcoin, but with less drama and fewer memes.
Why the price spike? Ardoino claims it’s all thanks to BRICS central banks filling their coffers with the precious stuff. Imagine a conga line of international bankers waltzing into bullion vaults. 💃
Earlier this April, Tether (never shy about their gold obsession) issued another 7.7 tons of physical gold to back their darling daughter, Tether Gold or XAUT. Every digital coin matched by a little hunk of solid gold. As of now, XAUT boasts a market cap north of $811 million—proof that, in a world of invisible money, the allure of something heavy, shiny, and potentially impossible to lift remains as strong as ever. 🏋️♂️
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