Behold the most droll spectacle: China, with the hauteur of an illustrious aesthete, refuses to yield to U.S. President Trump’s decision to impose a 145% tariff—a gesture as gauche as a misplaced bow tie. The Chinese Ministry of Commerce, with a flourish of disdain, exhorted Washington to abandon its “erroneous” practice forthwith. 😂
Chinese Foreign Ministry’s Sardonic Warning: Let the Americans Foot the Bill!
“Do foreign countries pay the tariffs? Nay—U.S. businesses do, only to pass the expense on to you. Tariffs, my dear friends, do not revive manufacturing; they are merely an extravagant tax on the American soul.” 😂
Meanwhile, the Trump camp parades its confidence as if it were the star of a melodrama. White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt noted—ever so theatrically—that over 75 nations had been calling in a flurry of overtures, with “more than 15 offers on the table” and “good progress” in the works. Yet, in a twist as delicious as any Wildean quip, no trade deal has yet been courted by China’s illustrious President Xi Jinping.
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2025-04-14 00:28