Ah, Robert Kiyosaki—always a harbinger of doom with a twist of sarcasm, standing at the edge of the abyss, shouting about the impending collapse of society. And now, with his latest proclamation via social media, he’s cranked the panic dial to eleven, referring to the current civil unrest in America as the beginning of an apocalyptic “Civil War.” Oh yes, who wouldn’t be terrified by the prospect of a nation descending into chaos, all because of a few ICE raids in Los Angeles turning into a street brawl? Classic Kiyosaki style—he’s ready to sell you both the problem and the solution. 🤑
According to this modern-day prophet, we’re smack dab in the middle of a “Fourth Turning” as described by Strauss and Howe. This theory, which Kiyosaki *graciously* introduces to his audience, suggests that societies cycle through these cataclysmic episodes every 80 years or so. Civil War, the Great Depression, World War II? Well, folks, it’s about time we roll up our sleeves and dive headfirst into history’s great wrecking ball once more. Why? Because we’re at the crossroads of *major* existential crises, evidently. ✨
But wait! It’s not just the United States that’s throwing itself into a tizzy. Oh no, Kiyosaki assures us that riots are in full swing all over the globe—Japan, China, France—and he’s quick to claim that the true villain, the puppet-master behind this global frenzy, is none other than the almighty question: “What is money?” The drama unfolds like an international soap opera, and guess who’s cast as the villain? Central bankers, naturally. 🏦
According to our esteemed financial sage, these bankers are nothing more than a group of miscreants, pilfering the wealth of the common man with their “FAKE money”—a term so powerful it makes you wonder if he’s talking about the actual dollar or some kind of knockoff Gucci bag. These *corrupt* bankers are printing counterfeit currency, bleeding the people dry through inflation and taxes. But fear not, dear reader! The end of the “banker’s reign of terror” is nigh. Kiyosaki prophesies the rise of *sound money*—gold, silver, and, of course, Bitcoin. You know, the stuff you can’t counterfeit unless you’re truly a wizard in the dark arts. 🔮
For years, Kiyosaki has heralded gold and silver as the money of the gods, but now—*drumroll please*—he’s on a crusade for Bitcoin, declaring it “people’s money.” This man has a wallet full of wisdom—or at least, that’s how he markets it. He implores everyone to stop playing into the hands of the bankers and start taking control of their financial futures. His advice? Oh, it’s simple: “Become your own bank. Stop saving fake money. Save gold, silver, and Bitcoin.” Ah yes, because who needs banks when you’ve got a shiny, decentralized coin in your pocket, right? 🤷♂️
“Take care.” After all, who wouldn’t feel safe after reading a pep talk straight out of an apocalyptic financial thriller? 💸
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2025-06-11 05:31