Hold onto your hats, folks! Tornado Cash’s TORN token just pulled a wild 124% surge on Jan. 22nd, leaving everyone’s jaws on the floor! 🤩
What’s that, you say? You missed the court ruling that sparked this whirlwind of speculation? Oh, it’s just your run-of-the-mill tale of six Tornado Cash users who weren’t too thrilled about those pesky sanctions. They argued that the Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) was barking up the wrong tree by claiming the platform facilitated illegal activities. But, as Judge Don Willett so eloquently put it, “the immutable smart contracts at issue… are not property because they are not capable of being owned.”
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But Phoebe, what about those sanctions? Are they still a thing?” Well, darling, as of right now, OFAC hasn’t exactly thrown a ticker-tape parade to celebrate the court’s ruling. So, for the time being, the sanctions are still in place. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got a token that’s jumping like a kangaroo on Red Bull?! 🦘💃
And just like that, TORN reached dizzying heights of $17.67! But remember, dear readers, the world of crypto is as unpredictable as my love life. So buckle up and enjoy the wild ride! 🚀💰
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2025-01-22 14:27