Oh, dear reader, it appears the ever-entrepreneurial President Trump is plotting to dive headfirst into the glamorous world of crypto gaming—no less inspired by the venerable game of Monopoly. Yes, that charming board where fortunes are won, lost, and houses burn with financier glee.
According to a tasty tidbit from the gossipmongers at Fortune, a source so mysterious they’d probably whisper in a ghost’s ear insists Trump is cooking up a twist on Monopoly Go!, that mobile delight where one can buy properties without leaving one’s couch—or dignity behind. How very 21st century, darling.
Yet another shadowy confidante confirms the Monopoly whispers, and of course, none other than Bill Zanker—who once lent his magic hand in launching Trump’s memecoin and those confounding NFTs—is hitching his wagon to this rocket. Quite the merry band of digital mischief-makers.
However, a spokesman for Mr. Zanker, with the delicacy of a cat avoiding wet floors, calls any Monopoly comparisons “hearsay,” though they admit a game slated for April is indeed simmering in the cauldron. One presumes with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer at a tea party.
Back in May 2024, Zanker apparently tried to snag the Trump Monopoly license directly from Hasbro, only to be told, with refreshing candor, that those rights are now as elusive as a politician’s promises. Fantastically inconvenient, no?
But wait, the plot thickens! Last year, Trump unveiled World Liberty Financial (WLFI)—a DeFi platform aiming to spread the good old US dollar’s reach, helping those poor souls bamboozled by banks. January saw his memecoin debut, followed in March by the USD1 stablecoin, presumably as steady as a toddler on roller skates.
One might well ask: will this venture crash like a flamboyant market balloon, or become the darling of digital boardrooms? Either way, it promises the kind of entertainment that even the most cynical observer can’t help but watch—popcorn, anyone? 🍿😉
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2025-04-17 01:01