On the occasion of Mr. Donald Trump soaking up the jaundiced limelight of his first 100 White House days (cue distant bugle), the world was treated not, alas, to tranquility, but to a performance worthy of Barnum—albeit with more crypto, and fewer elephants. Much was made, not least by Mr. Trump himself, of promises to baptise America, and its long-suffering investors, with digital largesse. The resulting days? Utter mayhem in the crypto market—as if markets, when left alone, do not conduct their own private farces.
Trump’s Hundred Days: Crypto, Chaos, and Questionable Dinners 🍽️
It would be disingenuous not to mention that Trump’s 100-day anniversary coincided with several prodigious moves in Crypto-Land. Enter the TRUMP memecoin: birthed amidst fanfare, exploded with bullish vigor, followed by customary whispers of “insider deals”, and an invitation to dinner which, if rumours are to be believed, required neither table etiquette nor practical experience with utensils.
President Trump Breaks Out the Trump Dance to Celebrate 100 Days of Winning! 🕺
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 30, 2025
But don’t be deceived by superficial entertainment—these days also delivered an AI initiative of $500B (potentially employing more robots than voters), pardoning Silk Road’s eminent miscreant, a CBDC ban, and the hasty assembly of a pro-crypto cadre: Washington’s own digital chorus line.
The pièce de résistance? Announcing the U.S. Strategic Bitcoin Reserve—a move reminding some of past government stashes of unspeakable things, now upgraded from cheese to crypto. As much as Paul Atkins acquired the SEC throne to wild applause (from at least three people on Twitter), the party was slightly marred by the small matter of the US-China trade war, which flattened not just crypto but anything with a ticker symbol.
Supply chains hiccupped, recession odds waltzed upwards, and the Trump coin’s value lurched about the market as if possessed by the ghost of Wall Street past. Nevertheless, one cannot underestimate the power of a presidential dinner invite to goose demand—presidents may lack culinary taste, but they never fall short of publicity.
A Whiff of Steak, a Surge in Crypto: Mr. Trump’s Gastronomic Bull Run 🥩📈
When Trump announced his grand dinner plan (the main course: attention), the TRUMP coin soared more than 60%. Not to be outdone, Senators Adam Schiff and Elizabeth Warren emerged with the solemnity of overworked hall monitors, calling for investigations and muttering about $100 million windfalls for wallets suspiciously linked to Trump-world.
On-chain sleuths soon reported that Trump’s team offloaded $20M in tokens right before the event. “Insider selling?” the crowd cried, as if shocked—shocked!—that speculative markets might favour insiders. The coin promptly lost 7% of value faster than White House staffers lose press passes.
The memecoin, much like its namesake, pivoted overnight from wild excess to shrill contraction. Yet the so-called experts crooned on: the “official” forecast remained bullish, optimism untroubled by details, facts, or reality.
To the Moon, or Merely the Mar-a-Lago Pool? 🚀🏊
Presently, the TRUMP coin squats at $13.13, boasting a market cap of $2.62B and a trading volume that would stun even the most ambitious Atlantic City casino manager. Sure, today’s bullish parade stalled, but crypto whisperers still predict a triumphant charge to $25, $35, and $45, with the kind of certainty only found at late-night poker tables.
CryptoElites (possibly subject to hyperbole) declared the coin’s technicals “sublimely bullish”—cup and handle for days. So long as the $13 dam holds firm, we’re told, nothing can tamper this digital juggernaut. If it surges above $15, expect wild celebrations. Naturally, the long-term visionaries already see $60. Or possibly, a commemorative mug.
In sum, the saga continues as ever: passion, profit, accusations and, of course, a truly inexhaustible supply of memes. All the ingredients, really, for another four years of digital pageantry. 🏛️😅
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2025-04-30 12:15