When Memecoins Have More Balls Than Politicians 🎾🚀

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Oh, the audacity of memecoin mavens! They’ve struck again, dear reader, with a new coin that’s as bold as it is bizarre. Inspired by the “Big Balls” scandal of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), this latest creation is as scandalous as it is sensational. 🙊💰

Meet Marko Elez, a young software engineer with the audacity to work alongside Elon Musk’s DOGE. Charged with the task of trimming the fat from government spending, Elez found himself in hot water over his past social media antics. It seems our young hero had a penchant for promoting hatred and racism against Indians. Oh, how the mighty have fallen from grace! 🤦‍♂️🚫

When the White House was grilled about Elez’s questionable online presence, he resigned from DOGE under pressure. But fear not, for the term “big balls” lives on, now synonymous with Elez himself. And who do we have to thank for this delightful phrase? None other than Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old tech whiz also linked to Musk’s DOGE. 🙌✨

Elez’s posts were nothing if not entertaining, featuring gems like “Normalize Indian hate,” “I just want a eugenic immigration policy, is that too much to ask?” and “Just for the record, I was racist before it was cool.” Quite the wit, wouldn’t you say? 🙄👍

But fear not, dear reader, for there are still champions of free speech in this mad world. Enter Vice President JD Vance, who supports Elez despite their differences. He even had some choice words for the press, saying, “We shouldn’t reward journalists who try to destroy people.” Tell ’em, JD! 🗣️🔥

And what would a good scandal be without a memecoin? Behold, “Operation Big Balls,” launched on pump.fun with a market cap of nearly $200,000. It seems the memecoin bandits have struck gold once more, proving that even in the darkest of times, there’s always room for a little levity. 😂💰

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2025-02-08 10:29