Why 13,000 Institutions Can’t Stop Buying Strategy Stock — Even Vanguard?! 🤯

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Ah, Michael Saylor, that indefatigable impresario of finance, has let slip a delicious little tidbit: a staggering 13,000 institutions are positively swooning over his Strategy shares. Who knew that Wall Street had such a crush? 💼❤️

Now, for a twist as ironic as a Noël Coward play, the mighty Vanguard Group—Pennsylvania’s own skeptics-in-chief when it comes to Bitcoin—holds the throne as the top MSTR shareholder with over 16 million shares. Yet, ever the drama, they quietly slipped 6.5% of their stake away in Q4 2024. Was this a plot twist or just a bad case of buyer’s remorse? 🎭

Joining this glittering cast of suitors are the likes of BlackRock, UBS Asset Management AG, State Street Global Advisors, Morgan Stanley, and an ensemble of other financial luminaries. It’s as if the who’s who of finance are auditioning for the next big thing.

Meanwhile, 814,000 retail investors—our lovely hoi polloi—are clutching their shares like prized theatre tickets to the hottest show in town.

And don’t forget the 55 million beneficiaries basking in indirect glory, thanks to ETFs, pension funds, and the usual Wall Street machinations. It’s a veritable financial soap opera. 📈🍿

As U.Today whispered through the grapevine, Strategy—formerly the more modestly named MicroStrategy—waltzed its way into the Nasdaq-100 in late 2024, thanks to a dazzling performance on the trading floor.

The MSTR stock has sashayed upwards by 5.73% this year, leaving the Nasdaq-100’s 13% slump eating its dust. How delightfully contrarian! 🕺

All eyes turned to Strategy when Saylor embarked on his latest Bitcoin shopping spree, ballooning his crypto hoard to over 531,000 glittering coins.

Our hero hints, with a twinkle in his eye, that yet another Bitcoin purchase may be on the horizon. Hold onto your hats, darlings—the plot thickens! 💰🎩

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2025-04-21 09:44