Why Hollywood Won’t Touch Bitcoin: TJ Miller’s 50-Hour Theory That Will Blow Your Mind!

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So there’s this guy, TJ Miller — a comedian, actor, and all-around fun-loving human — who’s got a theory about why Hollywood celebs are staying as far away from Bitcoin as they can. Grab your popcorn, because he’s saying it only takes a little over TWO full days to understand Bitcoin. That’s right, just 50 hours! If you’ve got a weekend free and can skip the Netflix binge, you could be in the know. 😎

But here’s the kicker: when asked why stars don’t seem to want in on the Bitcoin party, TJ has a shocker of an answer: They just can’t be bothered to learn anything after they graduate. Oh no, they’re too busy playing their little “I-don’t-want-to-study” games! 🎓💤

“It is really hard to get people to study after they graduate, from any level,” Miller said, probably with a big ol’ eye roll. He went on to claim that understanding Bitcoin takes only 50 hours — a mere blip in the grand scheme of things. But here’s where it gets juicy — people just won’t do it! They can’t even handle watching a Netflix series without calling it quits after 20 minutes. Don’t even get him started on *White Lotus* — that takes a whole seven hours to finish! Seven hours! 😱

Hollywood Just Loves Not Thinking Differently

And if you thought this was just a minor gripe, think again. TJ’s dropped a truth bomb here: “Hollywood rewards people that do not think differently.” Ouch. Looks like the road to Bitcoin stardom is a lonely one for our good ol’ actor friends. 🛑💡

But wait — did you hear this one? At a Bitcoin lunch hosted by crypto kingpin Anthony Pompliano, Miller proudly proclaimed, “I am the only celebrity that is a Bitcoiner.” That’s right, folks. He can’t even think of one other celebrity who’s *bold* enough to join the Bitcoin revolution. What a lonely island that must be! 🌴

Now, there might be some celebs out there who’ve dabbled in launching their own memecoins (shoutout to Iggy Azalea, Caitlyn Jenner, and Hailey Welch aka “Hawk Tuah”), but according to Miller, they’re just not *serious* about it. They’ve got their own little coin party going on, and it’s not exactly Bitcoin. 😜

But here’s a plot twist: Miller’s been trying to spread the Bitcoin love for years. Back when Bitcoin was just chilling between $8,000 and $12,000, he was telling his friends to throw in $1,000. His confidence is contagious — maybe he’s onto something? 📈

And don’t worry, he’s got big dreams for Bitcoin’s Hollywood future. “There will be a movie about the Bitcoin revolution,” Miller says. But get this: It won’t be some fast-paced, *boom* three-year drama. No, no, this one’s going to take time. It’s going to be *interesting* to see how they pull it off. 10 years? 50 hours of study? Who knows! 🤷‍♂️

Last but certainly not least, Miller’s got a mission. He’s not just a Bitcoin enthusiast — he’s on a mission to bring *cultural awareness* to the crypto world. He wants to be the guy who makes Bitcoin cool enough for you to trust and maybe even make some cash. And that, dear reader, is the kind of passion we need! 💥

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2025-04-27 11:32