Monsieur le Public, after a collapse so tragic the poets would weep, the grand ballet of meme coins returns to stage! Why? Because none other than Messire Donald Trump has fixed his formidable coiffure upon cryptocurrency. During his campaign, he vowed to make crypto as American as apple pie and, my dear readers, he now hosts dinners so exclusive, Marie Antoinette would’ve been jealous. O! He has feasted with “Crypto & AI Innovators” and will soon do so again, specifically for the robe-wearing, token-clutching crowd. Let us gossip.
The Meme Coins Waiting for Trump’s Table (And Perhaps Dessert)!
At the fabled supper of May 5th, coined the ‘Crypto & AI Innovators Dinner’ (truly the most operatic name for an evening of crypto), Monsieur Le Président confirmed the next revel—reserved for precisely 220 holders of the TRUMP coin, to be fattened on May 22. It is thus declared: Official Trump (TRUMP) is among the meme coins to cradle, yet do not ignore MAGA (MAGA), MAGA (TRUMP), the eternal court jester Dogecoin (DOGE), and the court frog PEPE (PEPE)! These, too, may be swept up in the orange tornado of bullishness.
Official Trump (TRUMP)
Hear ye! The more TRUMP coins in thy purse, the greater thy chance of sipping soup with Monsieur Trump himself on May 22—though the bouncers shall allow but 250 inside. The masses scramble! Due to this revelatory news, the TRUMP coin now pirouettes at $11, volume abounding—a bull market in pompadours!
MAGA (MAGA) & MAGA (TRUMP)
Two coins, one ideology, and infinite drama—MAGA and TRUMP, those twins of the blockchain stage, swirl perpetually with Trumpian rumors. Crypto oracles, swathed in mystery (and pizza boxes), predict an encore performance after May’s soiree. Holders hope to soon toast to new highs, for MAGA now dances at $0.00001148, and MAGA (TRUMP) twirls at $0.1911, newly emboldened by dinner invites.
Dogecoin (DOGE)
Ah, DOGE! The Bard of Meme Coins, the infinitely popular, ever-chaotic, who needs no invitation from Trump to steal the show. No direct link ties it to the coiffed one, yet demand rages like a Parisian mob with pitchforks. If Trump’s dinner stirs the meme pot further, then those who “hodl” may yet dine like kings. DOGE currently lounges at $0.1698, with soothsayers whispering of a 2x rally—one can almost hear the shiba inu bark, “to the moon!”
PEPE (PEPE)
Behold, PEPE—the frog whose leaps in 2024 had investors croaking with joy and fear alike! After catching cold in a downtrend, PEPE’s price has once again found its lily pad. Hope springs anew for 2025, as speculators dream of another bullish banquet fueled by Trump’s May 22 fandango. Do your research, count your frogs, and perhaps PEPE will make you the prince instead of the toad. Presently croaking at $0.000007995.
Final Thoughts
The previous Trump crypto banquet (on May 5) drew its share of shade—high spend, conflict of interests, and a dinner plate billed at a modest $1.5 million. (One must presume the caviar was mined, not farmed.) Still, Trump trumpets his devotion to crypto, vowing that if he doesn’t do it, surely China, or perhaps someone with a better hairdresser, will.
“I’m not profiting from anything. All I’m doing is I started this long before the election. I want crypto.”
Now, all eyes and wallets point to May 22, where 250 TRUMP coin barons shall feast, with the top 25 invited for an intimate reception and—bien sûr—a stroll through the White House. Investors, arm yourself with memes, research, and perhaps elastic waistbands. The next bull market may arrive dressed in a tuxedo and a red tie!
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2025-05-06 11:32