In an age when sun drowns yellow fields somewhere far from city limits, a curious news surfaced—one not about idle peasants or failed playwrights, but passwords, 30,000 of them, on sale in the shadowy recesses of the digital underworld. The Australians, ever proud of their tranquil suburbs and hearty breakfasts, now discovered themselves part of an elite—an exclusive gathering where membership required nothing more than being remarkably unlucky.
The investigators, those modern-day detectives with spectacles thicker than a slice of stale bread, emerged: Dvuln, proud of their discoveries, waving about evidence like a doctor brandishing a dyspeptic’s stomach stone. Bank names were whispered: Commonwealth (14,000), ANZ (7,000), NAB (5,000), Westpac (4,000). Australia, you just can’t catch a break, eh?
“The actual number is likely much higher,” they murmured, as if recounting tragic love affairs after the third bottle of vodka. “Many infections are undetected, secreted away—sold in smoky rooms where the samovar whistles and nobody trusts each other. At least your passwords have a social life!”
It was not the fortresses of the banks that had been breached, but the troves of people hunched over screens—more Dumas than Dostoyevsky, enthralled by cheap apps and discount widgets—whose phones and devices had become the unwitting mules of thievery.
And then came the calls for unity—everyone linking arms to combat malware, like a choir of melancholic farmers staring down another disappointing harvest. The wider world, of course, was in no better shape. KELA’s report, ringing out with all the cheer of a Russian winter, declared that billions of passwords had vanished, fluttering into the ether and landing behind the counters of unscrupulous digital merchants.
“…But what is 30,000 among friends?” they ask. “Global findings show 3.9 billion passwords gone, likely fetched by some nervous man in a grey overcoat, haggling with a password peddler behind a cybernetic haystack. The world, dear Ivan, is a password circus. Don’t forget to clap.” 🎪🔑
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