Move over, J. Edgar Hoover! Kash Patel is the new sheriff in town at the FBI, and he’s rolling in the crypto dough. The Senate played a game of Russian roulette and confirmed him by a single vote. Democrats and a couple of Republican outliers, Collins and Murkowski, said “nyet” to Patel’s deep Trump connections. But Trump’s BFF Patel? He’s got the top cop gig now!
And get this, folks: Patel is more than just a Trump lackey; he’s a Bitcoin baron! His financial records show he’s got a serious coin collection, including a cool $115K in a Bitcoin ETF and a quarter mil in Core Scientific, the Bitcoin mining bigwigs. 🚀
Congrats to the new G-Man in town, @Kash_Patel! 🕵️♂️
— Dan Scavino (@Scavino47) February 20, 2025
His Bitcoin binge didn’t raise eyebrows during the confirmation circus, but some brainiacs think his crypto smarts might actually help the FBI catch cybercrooks, especially those pesky North Korean hackers.
🤔 Who the Heck is Kash Patel?
If you’ve been living under a rock or just emerged from a 4-year nap, you might’ve missed Patel. He’s a lawyer, ex-national security bigwig, and a key player in Trump’s tussles with the spooks. He was the muscle behind the pushback against the Russia saga. Now, he’s the head honcho of the very agency that gave Trump the stink eye for years.
💰 Patel’s Piggy Bank: Bitcoin, Stocks, and Book Bucks 💰
Patel’s portfolio is like a mixed bag of tricks. Check out where he’s stashing his cash:
- Up to $5 mil in EliteDepot, where fashion meets skincare.
- Up to $250K in NVIDIA, the chipmaking champs.
- Up to $250K in VK Integrated Systems, the defense contract darlings.
- Up to $250K in Core Scientific, the Bitcoin mining magnates.
- Up to $115K in a Bitcoin ETF. Cha-ching!
BREAKING: Patel’s the new FBI Director. His wallet? Stuffed.
– $5 mil in Elite Depot
– $115K in Bitcoin
– And more cash than you can shake a stick at!— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) February 20, 2025
Patel’s not just a moneybags investor; he’s raking it in from media and publishing too. He’s earned a mint from Performance One Media, Epoch Times, and speaking gigs. His books, “Government Gangsters” and “The Plot Against the King” series, brought in a king’s ransom.
Stepping into the FBI hot seat meant Patel had to quit a few jobs. He said goodbye to Trump Media, the Kash Patel Foundation, and Epoch Times. But he’s keeping his consulting gigs, Trishul LLC and Dal Forno LLC, on ice. 🧊
With Patel at the helm, the FBI’s in for a wild ride. Critics fear he’ll turn it into Trump’s personal police force, while fans think he’s the shake-up the agency needs. Stay tuned, folks! 🎢
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