A Divine Meme Coin? Pastor from Trump Inauguration Starts Crypto Venture

In a turn of events that’s as surprising as a vicar playing the stock market, Lorenzo Sewell, a pastor who delivered a prayer at the Donald Trump inauguration, has announced the launch of his very own meme coin. Yes, you read that right. A meme coin. For charity, no less!

Naturally, the crypto community has reacted with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. But then again, when has the crypto world ever been known for its restraint?

The Inauguration and Its Aftermath: A Wodehousean Perspective

The Trump inauguration was, as expected, a spectacle worthy of a Wodehouse novel. From Melania’s hat that threatened to steal the show to Elon Musk’s alleged Nazi salute (which, let’s be honest, is a sentence I never thought I’d write), it was a day of drama, intrigue, and more than a little confusion.

And yet, amidst all this, the one thing conspicuously absent was any mention of cryptocurrency in Trump’s speech. A missed opportunity, if you ask me. However, the photos of Trump with Sen. Lummis, who has been waging war on Operation Choke Point 2.0 and proposing the creation of a Strategic Bitcoin reserve, were met with much enthusiasm.

Enter the Man of the Hour: Rev. Lorenzo Sewell

One of the highlights of the inauguration was the three-minute-long MLK-heavy prayer delivered by Rev. Lorenzo Sewell from Detroit. With references to the famous “I Have a Dream” speech and the Declaration of Independence, Sewell’s prayer was a heartfelt plea for unity and hope.

President Trump invited Pastor Lorenzo Sewell from Detroit to pray at the Inauguration, and he did NOT disappoint. God is back in America.

— George (@BehizyTweets) January 20, 2025

And it seems that Sewell’s love for Dr. King didn’t end with his prayer. In a short video on X, Sewell announced the launch of his official crypto token, urging everyone to buy it to help the ministry. Because, as we all know, the best way to honor a civil rights leader is by launching a meme coin. Sewell concluded by saying, “we know that King’s dream can only be fulfilled if we acknowledge that people are living in a nightmare.”

The Public Reaction: A Mix of Amusement, Skepticism, and Outright Hostility

The comment section on Sewell’s announcement was, shall we say, less than favorable. But then again, when has the internet ever been known for its kindness?

Rev. Sewell’s Colorful Past: A Wodehousean Tale

Before joining the Trump bandwagon, Sewell was a pastor at the non-denominational 180 Church. Known for his passionate and energetic sermons, Sewell doesn’t shy away from mixing religion and politics. In fact, he’s been known to say that the gospel message is the political message and the Bible is a political book. “You cannot be a spiritual person and not be political,” Sewell once said.

But Sewell’s life hasn’t always been smooth sailing. Before his 1999 spiritual revelation, Sewell was a gang leader in the 90s. A past with a checkered past? I do love a good Wodehousean twist.

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2025-01-23 03:04