Ah, dear friends, gather round and lend an ear to this tale of woe and wackiness! It seems our dear old chap, Ray Youssef, the former CEO of Paxful, has found himself in a spot of bother with his new venture, Noones. 🤦♂️
According to the ever-vigilant sleuth, ZachXBT, Noones, a peer-to-peer Bitcoin marketplace, has been the victim of a dastardly heist, with a cool $7.9 million siphoned off from its hot wallets. 💰 The scoundrels, it seems, have been quite the busy bees, shuttling the ill-gotten gains through the crypto mixer Tornado Cash, no doubt to cover their tracks. 🕵️♂️
Now, one might think that Youssef would have learned a thing or two from his Paxful days, but alas, it appears the old chap has found himself in a bit of a pickle once more. 🤷♂️ And the timing of it all, why, it’s enough to make one’s monocle pop right off one’s face! Noones had the audacity to announce maintenance at the very same time as the hack, but nary a peep about any security incident. 🤫
One can only imagine the look on Youssef’s face as he realizes his grand plans for a “more community-driven alternative to Paxful” have been foiled by a bunch of scoundrels. 😂 Oh, the humanity! 🤦♂️
Well, my dear friends, it seems the world of crypto is a veritable minefield, and our dear old Youssef has found himself caught in the crosshairs once again. 🤯 But fear not, for I’m sure he’ll bounce back, perhaps with a new venture that’s even more “community-driven” and “secure.” 😉 Chin up, old sport, and keep that stiff upper lip! 💪
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2025-01-24 12:40