So, the price of Bitcoin goes up by a whopping 6.4%, and what do we have to thank for that? Oh, just a little thing called a potential ceasefire in Ukraine. You know, if Putin’s cool with it. 🤷♂️
Will They or Won’t They?
After an 8-hour powwow in sunny Jeddah, the Ukrainians are like, “Sure, we’ll take a 30-day ceasefire.” But will the Russians play ball? We’re all holding our breath. Meanwhile, some Russian guy named Sobolev is worried about Ukrainians using the break to hit the gym and reload. 🏋️♂️🔫
Markets Rally, But Trump’s Ghost Lingers
Markets got a little boost from the ceasefire news, but then Trump’s tariffs came back to haunt us like a bad penny. And just when we thought we were in the clear, the U.S. CPI Report drops tomorrow. Joy. 🎉
Strategic Bitcoin Reserve: Is It for Real?
Bitcoin was like, “Hold my beer,” and outperformed the S&P 500. Why? Because Congress might actually consider a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. And they’re talking about buying a cool million BTC. Will it happen? Who knows, but it’s got people excited. 🚀
$BTC Breaks Free (Sort Of)
$BTC managed to break out of its short-term funk, but then it hit a wall. Literally. The price got rejected at the last swing low, and the Stochastic RSI is looking peaky. Time for a correction? Maybe. 📉
Last Chance to Buy Bitcoin Before It’s Too Late?
So, the weekly chart for $BTC is still looking good. If it drops and confirms support, it might be your last chance to buy before it goes to the moon. Or not. Only time will tell. 🤷♀️
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