So, the crypto market had a day that can only be described as “meh.” Bitcoin (BTC) is still trying to figure out if it wants to stay above $80,000 or just take a nosedive. It dipped below that magical number, then decided, “Nah, I’ll stick around,” and now it’s just below $82,000. It’s like that friend who can’t decide if they want to go out or stay in. Just make a choice already! 😩
Ethereum is doing a little better, but let’s be honest, it’s still not back to $2,000. It’s like that kid who gets a participation trophy but still can’t score a goal. Up just under 1%, trading just under $1,900. Great job, Ethereum! 🎉
Now, Ripple (XRP) is the overachiever here, up over 2% and trading at $2.29. Meanwhile, Solana (SOL) is just hanging in there, up almost 1% at $124. But Dogecoin (DOGE) and Cardano (ADA)? They’re down 0.50% and 2.16%, respectively. It’s like they showed up to the party and realized they weren’t on the guest list. Ouch! 😬
And let’s not forget about the Central Bank of Russia, which has decided to dip its toes into the crypto pool. They’re letting “qualified investors” play with crypto for three years. You know, the ones with over 100 million rubles. Because who doesn’t have that lying around? It’s like saying, “Hey, only the rich kids can play on the swings!” 🤑
Telegram is also getting in on the action, adding crypto trading and yield features. Now you can buy and sell crypto while chatting about your cat’s latest antics. Because nothing says “I’m a responsible adult” like trading crypto in a messaging app. 🐱💰
And speaking of questionable decisions, the Trump family is looking to buy a stake in Binance. Yes, you heard that right. It’s like watching a reality show unfold in real-time. “Will they or won’t they?” Stay tuned! 📺
Bitcoin (BTC) is still trying to figure out its life choices, dipping into the red and struggling to reach $85,000. It’s down over 25% from its all-time high. It’s like that friend who keeps saying they’re “just one more drink away” from being fun again. Spoiler alert: they never are. 🍻
Ethereum (ETH) is also having an identity crisis, struggling to reclaim $2,000. It’s like watching someone try to fit into their high school jeans. Just let it go, man! 😅
Solana (SOL) is trading in the red, dropping over 20% last week. It’s like it’s on a rollercoaster, but the ride is just going down. And Ripple (XRP)? It’s trying to bounce back, but it’s like a game of whack-a-mole. Just when you think it’s up, it’s down again. 🎢
And Jupiter (JUP)? Well, it’s just trying to stay afloat after a dramatic 19% collapse. It’s like watching a soap opera, but with more numbers and less drama. Can we get a break here? 😩
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