Crypto Market Shenanigans: Analyst Sees Gold in SOL, BTC, and FLOKI

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In the dusty bowl of the crypto market, a soothsayer named Inmortal whispers to his flock of 231,100 on the social media platform X. He says Solana (SOL) is like a diamond in the rough, a gem found at the bottom of a 24-hour pit at $112. 🤑

“SOL: feels like a generational entry.” He muses, with a twinkle in his eye that suggests he’s seen this dance before.

Peering into his crystal ball, the seer foresees SOL repeating history, like a deja vu from 2021 when it took a 60% dive before soaring like an eagle. 🦅

SOL, at $116, is a bit like a mule that’s down but not out, down 1.8% in the last 24 hours.

Next, the fortune teller turns his gaze to Bitcoin (BTC), predicting it might just do the impossible and break through the $100,000 ceiling. 🚀

“Maybe this dream [will] come true, just maybe.” He chuckles, as if he’s just told a joke only the future understands.

Bitcoin, at $82,719, is as steady as a tortoise on a sunny day, unchanged from the previous.

Now, the analyst eyes FLOKI (FLOKI), the memecoin that’s like a cat with nine lives, bouncing back from lows unseen since last year. 😺

“Floki at pre-bull market levels is crazy. Added some spot here, see you in a few months.” He says, as if he’s planting seeds in the spring.

FLOKI, at $0.00005453, is a penny stock with a dream, down 1.8% in the last 24 hours.

Last but not least, the analyst hints that Ethereum (ETH) might just be the phoenix ready to rise from the ashes. 🌞

“Expansions lead to retraces. Retraces lead to bounces. Bounce soon.” He predicts, as if he’s reciting an ancient prophecy.

ETH, at $1,810, is as calm as a millpond, unchanged on the day.

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2025-04-04 15:02