So, get this. Apparently, TRON ($TRX), yeah, TRON, is the “top-performing crypto asset” according to Grayscale. Top performing? Really? In what universe? 🤯 It’s the only one in the GREEN? Among the top 10? What a joke!
A 1.2% gain! ONE POINT TWO PERCENT! They’re calling that a victory? I spill more than 1.2% of my coffee every morning! ☕ And that makes it the top performer among the big shots? Unbelievable! $22.68 billion market cap. Big deal! I’ve seen bigger numbers on a deli menu.
Bitcoin down 4.7%, Ethereum down 9.2%, Solana down 15.3%? Good! Maybe they’ll actually do something about it. But TRON? Holding firm? It’s like that guy who insists on wearing shorts in December. Just…why? Year-to-date only down 6.6%? So they’re LOSING less than everyone else? That’s the claim to fame? Pathetic. 😒
And of course, Justin Sun, Mr. Tron himself, is all over Twitter. “Look at me! Look at TRON!” Gimme a break! It’s like bragging about winning a participation trophy. 🏆 I bet he’s insufferable at parties.
DeFi applications? Stablecoin transfers? Blah blah blah. It’s still TRON! Highest daily user counts? Transaction volumes? Who are these people? Bots? Are they all bots? 🤖 Seems awfully suspicious to me.
Trading at $0.2377? Down 2% in the last seven days? So basically, it’s still crap! 💩 But “notably smaller decline” than the others? Well, congratulations, TRON. You’re the least awful! What an accomplishment! I’m going back to bed. 😴
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2025-04-05 19:33