Hex Founder Cheats SEC, But Interpol’s Still Not Clapping 🎭🚨

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Ah! The grand spectacle of justice unfolds! The mighty U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, like a lion that changed its mind mid-roar, hath ceased its pursuit of Master Richard Schueler, alias Richard Heart, the heralded founder of Hex. 💼🎩

In a missive most official, dispatched to the honorable Judge Carol Bagley Amon—who hath the patience of a saint—our dear Heart did proudly parade this peace treaty upon the stage of X. The SEC, like a jester forgetting his lines, declared it “will not amend its complaint.” Thus, the old dismissal remains as steadfast as ever, much to the audience’s amusement.

Recall the drama from July of the year two thousand and twenty-three, when the SEC lobbed accusations like poisoned arrows: a billion dollars raised in shadowy schemes with names as deliciously cryptic as Hex (HEX), PulseChain (PLS), and PulseX (PSLX). Alas, Heart was fingered for frittering investor gold on trinkets of ostentation—watches that ticked louder than his promises, and chariots more splendid than a peacock’s plume—all whilst enchanting crowds with tales of “grandiose wealth.” ⌚🚗✨

But lo! February brought a twist worthy of Molière himself. The judge struck down the charges, proclaiming the SEC failed to prove that the plot was woven for the eyes of U.S. investors alone. Offered a chance to revise its script, the Commission chose instead to exit stage left, leaving our hero to take his bow.

Why, you ask? Why this sudden truce? ’Tis no mystery! Under the watchful gaze of the new Trump administration, the SEC has dimmed its spotlight, dropping other crypto players like Coinbase, Kraken, and Consensys with a shrug. Since Gary Gensler’s curtain call in January, the regulator hath performed a disappearing act worthy of applause.

Our triumphant Heart proclaimed from his tower: “Lo, our Hex, PulseChain, and PulseX have bested even the mighty SEC! We bask now in the rare sunshine of regulatory clarity that few coins dare to dream!” A toast to open-source software, free speech, and digital coin magic! 🥂✨

Yet, dear reader, do not let your laughter ring too loud. For while the SEC has lowered its lance, Interpol still keeps a keen eye upon the rogue knight Heart. Placed upon their dreaded Red Notice like a scarlet letter, this gentleman faces summons from Finnish lords for tax evasion stretching four years, and a scandalous tale of assault involving a youth of sixteen summers. ⚔️📜😳

Even now, as the curtains fall on this act, Heart’s name flickers ominously on Europe’s rogues’ gallery—a reminder that not all specters retreat at the beckoning of a dismissed complaint.

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2025-04-23 11:46