Ah, mes chers amis, the esteemed Swissblock, that oracle of crypto-confusions, doth proclaim that our notorious Bitcoin, that capricious jester of the market, may yet retreat before it doth ascend once more to the dizzy heights of ninety thousand crowns!
They chirp upon the X-treme social stage that this merry Bitcoin may tumble—aye, tumble!—to a humble abode near eighty-nine thousand gold coins, after a mighty clash with the fierce dragons of resistance in the mid-nine tens.
“Lo, the 94,000 to 95,000 dominion is the fortress most obstinate. A graceful retreat to gather valor seems the next pirouette in this ballet. But how great a bow? The fabled 89,000 to 90,000 glade might test the bullish knights. Worry not! These tumbles are but invitations to gamble more gold!” 🎭
Behold the sacred parchment of Swissblock’s chart! It foretells that Bitcoin must cling fast to its perch at 83,000 lest it plummet into the abyss of bearish despair.
And then, lo and behold, the noble buyers of the Bitcoin exchange-traded trinkets, those fabled ETFs, have charged in like knights to joust alongside the roaring crypto beast’s ascent.
“All the villagers now cheer! As Bitcoin vaults to 94,000 crowns, the institutional lords unleash their coffers. On the 22nd day of April, a mighty tide flowed, 17,000 BTC seized, after earlier torrents summoning 62,000 to flee in February and March. Could this be the dawn of a mercantile frenzy?” 🤑⚔️
But ho! Swissblock spies keenly the curious creature called the Bitcoin Fundamental Index, or BFI, a strange beast combining the liquidity elixir and the network’s growth spurt.
Yet, the wise Swissblock warns, this BFI creature is growing weak in the knees, threatening to leave our hero breathless.
“Alas, the BFI falters! Our frolicsome upside may prove but a fleeting shadow. We must keep vigilant watch… else prepare, dear audience, for a cruel blow to our fortunes.” 😱
Presently, the merry Bitcoin trades at a sprightly $93,312, ever tempting fate and fortune alike.
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