Right. Picture this: Bitcoin’s put on its snazziest suit, tossed back an energy drink, and strutted past the $104,000 mark—then promptly inched up even further, as if just to show off. It briefly flirted with $105,000, somewhere we haven’t seen it since that time you thought you could get away with skinny jeans and dad trainers. Apparently, analysts reckon the jump is down to former US President Donald Trump (who is, apparently, still around and making pronouncements—excellent) declaring some miraculous new détente with China. So everything’s apparently “fine” now. Investor confidence back on, collective global nail-biting downgraded to “mild fretting.” 🥳
Experts are out there in their serious suits, nodding wisely that positive headlines make people feel all warm and fuzzy—which sometimes causes everyone to throw even more money at whatever’s shiny this week. And in 2025, that means: crypto, obviously. 💸
Bitcoin’s Still the Big Cheese, But Altcoins Are Lurking
Now here’s the real tease: as Bitcoin’s inflated ego (sorry, “market dominance”) shrinks ever so slightly, all the little altcoins are lining up to steal the show. Last time this happened, we saw altcoins put on their sparkliest lipstick and dance right into a rally. So, pop quiz: are May and June about to be bonkers for crypto? Most signs point to “yes.”
Ethereum, meanwhile, is busy power-walking up 40% in just a week—have you ever seen your retirement account do that? Didn’t think so. ETH is strutting past $2,500 like it’s late for Pilates. Altcoins typically love to follow Bitcoin like devoted puppies (or groupies, depending on your metaphor), so naturally everyone is now waiting for the next big leap.
Meanwhile, USDT (that’s Tether—basically the vanilla ice cream of crypto) is suddenly less popular. Investors are apparently bored of being safe and are throwing their cash into the wild crypto ocean instead. Braver than me, honestly.
XRP: Will It Finally Get Its Moment?
The technical analysts—those people who draw fancy lines on charts and mutter about “momentum”—are stalking XRP with the intensity of Bridget Jones after two glasses of Chardonnay. XRP finally escaped a 112-day downtrend (no word if it left a note for its exes). If the good vibes continue, XRP could hit $2.80 or finally smash its old peak. Some even whisper about $5.65, which would require both luck and, no doubt, several ceremonial dances under the full moon. 💃
On top of that, the XRP/BTC pair is edging out of a “falling wedge.” This apparently means something positive, assuming you have a PhD in Chart Wizardry or own at least two Himalayan salt lamps.
Buckle Up, Summer May Be Bananas
Some analysts (the brave, the bold, the “definitely not guessing” ones) are eyeing a new market high around June or July. Picture Bitcoin lounging at $120,000 to $130,000, Ethereum ordering overpriced oat lattes at $4,000, and XRP quite possibly brushing up against $4.00. Will it actually happen? As with all things crypto: consult your tarot cards, your accountant, and just maybe your emotional support hedgehog. 🦔
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