Binance’s Bonkers Loans and a Banker from Ireland: You Won’t Believe #3!

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Picture this: Richard Teng, the new ringleader at Binance, leaps onto his digital soapbox, megaphone in hand, bellowing to all the world’s institutions, “Roll up, roll up! Feast your greedy eyes upon our newest circus act: Binance Institutional Loans!”

This isn’t just your snooze-worthy, moth-eaten line of credit. Oh, no! Teng insists (on X, with all the pomp of a sideshow barker) that this latest concoction is a whiz-bang, portfolio-juicing gizmo: it’ll let institutions wring every last drop of liquidity out of their holdings, like a child with a tube of toothpaste. “It reimagines access to liquidity!” Teng chirped (probably with jazz hands). 🤹‍♂️

Binance Throws Money… at Institutions Only!

For those brave enough to click Teng’s trusty link, a wild world of leveraged loans awaits. The headline? Up to 4x leverage and “zero interest potential!” Yup, if you jump through the right hoops and dazzle Binance with your trading acrobatics, you might even escape with a loan that costs—let’s face it—less than your daily flat white. ☕

How does it work, you ask? Simple! You hand over buckets of crypto—BTC, ETH, USDT, USDC, SOL, even BNB if you’re feeling spicy—and get a loan in nice, bland stablecoins like USDC or USDT. These cross-collateralized loans are only for the top hats and monocles, mind you: VIP 5+ corporate types and companies desperate to super-size their trading. Borrow one million, maybe even ten, if you’ve got serious collateral and nerves of steel. 🎩💼

We’re continuously enhancing our offerings for institutional clients.

Binance Institutional Loans doesn’t just offer credit, it reimagines how institutions access liquidity across their entire portfolio.

Have a read 👇

— Richard Teng (@_RichardTeng) July 4, 2025

Now, off with the magician’s cloak and onto the velvet throne walks… a new star performer! 👑

Binance Hires Banker Extraordinaire from the Emerald Isle

In their bid to add more sparkle to an already glitzy regulatory team, Binance announces their latest recruit: one Gillian Lynch, who previously wrangled crypto at Gemini and juggled policies at the Central Bank of Ireland. Now she’s crowned Head of Europe and the UK, ready to dazzle regulators, tame wild policymakers, and—presumably—keep the Binance show on the road in a land renowned for both red tape and impeccable manners. 🇮🇪

Binance has announced the appointment of Gillian Lynch as the Head of Europe and the United Kingdom, overseeing strategic expansion and compliance matters. Lynch previously held executive positions at Gemini and the Central Bank of Ireland, among other institutions.…

— Wu Blockchain (@WuBlockchain) July 4, 2025

Supposedly, Lynch will keep a hawk’s eye on all things strategy, operations, and regulation in her territories. She’ll cook up growth plans, hobnob with lawmakers, and ensure Binance’s expansion doesn’t unleash regulatory wolves howling at the door. According to the folks at Binance HQ, Lynch’s sparkling CV makes her the ideal pick—at least until the next plot twist. 🦸‍♀️

So, if you’re an institution with heaps of crypto and a taste for the theatrical, join the Binance big top. And for everyone else: enjoy the peanuts. 🥜

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2025-07-04 14:47