John Bollinger, aka the godfather of wobbly price charts, has dropped a hint more tantalizing than a half-price rosé sale at Waitrose: Bitcoin might be about to break out. 🚀
Bollinger, who whipped up the now infamous “Bollinger Bands” while everyone else was still adjusting their shoulder pads back in the early ‘80s, recently threw some shade (or was it light?) on social media, declaring, “Bitcoin looks to be setting up for an upside breakout. $BTCUSD More as the week gets going.” In plain English: put down your oat milk flat white and watch those charts because things could get as wobbly as your post-pilates legs.
For those who missed the “How To Be a Chart Whisperer” seminar, Bollinger Bands basically measure if the market is about to have a hissy fit (volatility) or take a nice nap. Think of them as stretchy Lycra for price movement – showing just how far Bitcoin can bloat or shrink before everyone starts panicking or celebrating wildly in group chats.
TL;DR – Prepare for drama. Probably.
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2025-07-07 11:57