So, let me get this straight. Canary Capital files some paperwork with the SEC, and suddenly Axelar (AXL) is up 14%? I mean, come on! What is this, a magic show? 🎩✨
AXL’s price jumped to $0.46, and it’s like everyone forgot their morning coffee. A 17.95% daily increase? That’s more than my last date’s enthusiasm for brunch! 🍳🥂
Now, Axelar is this fancy Cosmos-based platform that’s supposed to connect Ethereum, Arbitrum, and Optimism. Sounds like a techie’s dream, or a nightmare if you ask me. Who needs that many blockchains? 🤷‍♂️
They’ve locked up over a billion dollars in total value. I can’t even lock my keys in my car without panicking! And they’ve got support from the big boys like Binance and Coinbase. What’s next? A celebrity endorsement? “Hey, I’m AXL, and I approve this message!” 🎤
Meanwhile, Bitwise is trying to jump on the ETF bandwagon with Aptos. It’s like a game of musical chairs, and I’m just waiting for someone to trip over their own feet! 🎶
And let’s not forget Brian Brooks, the new guy on the Institutional Advisory Board. He’s got more regulatory experience than I have socks! But hey, if he can keep things from going off the rails, maybe we’re in for a wild ride. 🚂💨
So, with all this institutional support, it looks like Axelar is gearing up for something big. Or maybe it’s just another day in the crypto circus. Who knows? 🤔
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2025-03-06 09:45