Beware, Dear Reader: A Crypto Fiasco Unfolds Like a Regency Drama

*Beware, Dear Reader: A Crypto Fiasco Unfolds Like a Regency Drama*

Pray, permit me to draw your attention, dear reader, to a spectacle that has engrossed the minds of many
within our society. The Pi Network, a name whispered with both admiration and trepidation among
enthusiasts of speculative endeavors, has found itself amidst an uproarious discourse. A wave of
proclamations has swept the digital landscape, suggesting with the confidence of a country gentleman
boasting his new barouche that Binance, a most illustrious establishment, has made or is soon to make
an alliance with the said Pi ($PI). Oh, but let us pause! Are these lofty murmurs deserving of our faith?

The Scandalous Whispers That Arose

The ignoble origins of this drama may be traced to a gentleman who signs himself ‘Moon Jeff,’ his person
having amassed a modest following of some 16,000 souls. With the flourish of a quill—or more precisely,
the tap of a screen—he did declare: “Is this true? Binance is already in the list of $PI verified
businesses. If it is true, then this is very Bullish for #PiNetwork. Send $PI to 3 dollars.” A most
extravagant exclamation, indeed.

Is this true? Binance is already in the list of $PI verified businesses. If it is true then this is very
Bullish for #PiNetwork. Send $PI to 3 dollars.

– MOON JEFF 🪐 (@CRYPTOAD00), February 23, 2025

To bolster his declaration, he presented an image purporting to demonstrate Binance’s involvement with
Pi. Alas, the portrait bore all the credibility of a clergyman boasting skill at cards—dubious at best.

Enter, then, a second actor in this theatre: ‘Dr. Nicolas Kokkalis,’ a gentleman whose audience, though
slightly diminished at 13,000, is nonetheless spirited. His pronouncement was nothing short of divine
revelation: “Binance will list Pi soon. Pi to the moon. Your patience is your greatest power, Pioneers!
Trust the process.” It seems, perhaps, he fancies himself a prophet as well as Pioneers’ pied piper.

But lo! The crescendo of folly reached its zenith with a contribution from one ‘Lord Drey’ (a person of no
mean influence, boasting 182,700 admirers), who simply declared: “Breaking News: @binance to list Pi..”
Dear heavens, one cannot help but admire the audacity entwined with such brevity!

Alas, the illusions of grandeur contained therein were once again bolstered by an image, though its artistry
could scarce rival the works hanging in Pemberley’s fine gallery.

The Gentle Truth of Verified Exchanges

With a simple excursion to the official dominion of the Pi Network, one can ascertain that such grand
claims are naught but a fabrication. The verified businesses enlisted are as follows:

• OKX
• Bitget
• Gate.io
• Pionex
• MEXC

Pray, where is Binance in this esteemed company? Nowhere, dear reader!

And thus, it becomes apparent that the imagination of our crypto gentry has run most amok. Social media,
scavenger of attention that it is, thrives upon the sensational. A whisper from a “Lord,” a proclamation
from a “Moon,” and the world is alight with chatter untempered by evidence.

It is ever the habit of our fellows to trust without scrutiny, to surrender their wits to the allure of
excitement. Were they to pause but a moment and consult their faculties—or perhaps an official registry—
such spectacles might easily be avoided. Screenshots, however artfully contrived, can deceive, whilst
tweets, however dramatic, remain but the effusions of fallible men.

Thus, we must come to the singular conclusion: Binance has made no such declaration regarding Pi. The
verified exchanges remain unchanged, and the dreams of those imagining otherwise are destined, alas, to
dissipate like the morning mist.

Take heed, dearest reader, and guard thy affections against such fancies. In the cryptographic realm, rumor
runs faster than a highwayman on the King’s Road, but truth, though slower, is the worthier companion.

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