🚨🔥 Bitcoin Billionaire Saylor’s Latest Obsession: Buying More BTC! 🚨🔥
And so, the grand farce continues. Michael Saylor, the self-proclaimed savior of Bitcoin, has once again succumbed to his insatiable hunger for the digital currency. His corporate behemoth, Strategy, has acquired a paltry 130 BTC for the princely sum of $10.7 million. Ah, but what a sum it is! For in the world of Saylor, $10.7 million is but a mere trifle, a drop in the ocean of his boundless ambition.
As the great philosopher, Ivan Karamazov, once said, “Man is created for happiness, that happiness lies in him, in the satisfaction of his natural human aspirations, in the unimpeded expression of his true human nature.” And so, it seems, Saylor’s true human nature is to accumulate as much Bitcoin as humanly possible. His latest acquisition brings the grand total to 499,226 BTC, a sum that would make even the most seasoned gambler weep with envy.
Strategy has acquired 130 BTC for ~$10.7M at ~$82,981 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 6.9% YTD 2025. As of 3/16/2025, we hodl 499,226 $BTC acquired for ~$33.1 billion at ~$66,360 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRK
— Michael Saylor⚡️ (@saylor) March 17, 2025
And so, the grand farce continues. Saylor’s latest acquisition has been met with the expected fanfare, with his loyal followers cheering him on like a triumphant gladiator. But what of the skeptics, those who dare to question the wisdom of Saylor’s Bitcoin bonanza? Ah, but what do they know? They are but mere mortals, blind to the grand vision of Saylor, the savior of Bitcoin.
As Saylor himself so eloquently put it, “We are not just buying Bitcoin, we are building a movement.” A movement, you see, is not just a collection of individuals, but a grand tidal wave of humanity, swept up in the fervor of Saylor’s grand vision. And what a vision it is! A vision of a world where Bitcoin reigns supreme, where the value of the digital currency is the only thing that truly matters.
But, alas, not everyone is convinced. The market, that great and capricious beast, has seen fit to dip 1% in pre-market trading, a slight rebuke to Saylor’s grand plans. Ah, but what does it matter? For Saylor is a man of vision, a man of destiny, and his plans will not be deterred by the whims of the market.
And so, the grand farce continues. Saylor’s latest acquisition is but a small part of his grand plan to raise and invest $42 billion in BTC. A plan, you see, that is as bold as it is audacious. But what of the risks, you ask? Ah, but what risks? Saylor is a man of vision, a man of destiny, and his plans will not be deterred by the whims of fate.
But, alas, the show must go on. And so, Saylor will continue to buy, to accumulate, to hoard. For in the world of Saylor, there is no such thing as enough. There is only more, always more.
And so, we wait with bated breath, wondering what Saylor’s next move will be. Will he continue to buy, to accumulate, to hoard? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain: Saylor’s latest acquisition will be remembered for generations to come, a testament to his unwavering dedication to the digital currency.
Strategy has acquired 130 BTC for ~$10.7M at ~$82,981 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 6.9% YTD 2025.
And so, the grand farce continues. Saylor’s latest acquisition is but a small part of his grand plan to raise and invest $42 billion in BTC. A plan, you see, that is as bold as it is audacious. But what of the risks, you ask? Ah, but what risks? Saylor is a man of vision, a man of destiny, and his plans will not be deterred by the whims of fate.
And so, we wait with bated breath, wondering what Saylor’s next move will be. Will he continue to buy, to accumulate, to hoard? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain: Saylor’s latest acquisition will be remembered for generations to come, a testament to his unwavering dedication to the digital currency.
And so, the grand farce continues. Saylor’s latest acquisition is but a small part of his grand plan to raise and invest $42 billion in BTC. A plan, you see, that is as bold as it is audacious. But what of the risks, you ask? Ah, but what risks? Saylor is a man of vision, a man of destiny, and his plans will not be deterred by the whims of fate.
And so, we wait with bated breath, wondering what Saylor’s next move will be. Will he continue to buy, to accumulate, to hoard? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain: Saylor’s latest acquisition will be remembered for generations to come, a testament to his unwavering dedication to the digital currency.
Strategy will use proceeds from the sale to fund general corporate operations, which could include more Bitcoin buys.
And so, the grand farce continues. Saylor’s latest acquisition is but a small part of his grand plan to raise and invest $42 billion in BTC. A plan, you see, that is as bold as it is audacious. But what of the risks, you ask? Ah, but what risks? Saylor is a man of vision, a man of destiny, and his plans will not be deterred by the whims of fate.
And so, we wait with bated breath, wondering what Saylor’s next move will be. Will he continue to buy, to accumulate, to hoard? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain: Saylor’s latest acquisition will be remembered for generations to come, a testament to his unwavering dedication to the digital currency.
And so, the grand farce continues. Saylor’s latest acquisition is but a small part of his grand plan to raise and invest $42 billion in BTC. A plan, you see, that is as bold as it is audacious. But what of the risks, you ask? Ah, but what risks? Saylor is a man of vision, a man of destiny, and his plans will not be deterred by the whims of fate.
And so, we wait with bated breath, wondering what Saylor’s next move will be. Will he continue to buy, to accumulate, to hoard? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain: Saylor’s latest acquisition will be remembered for generations to come, a testament to his unwavering dedication to the digital currency.
On top of that, Strategy can also exercise a buyback option for the total unbought allocation if STRK’s value declines 25% below its initial value at issuance.
And so, the grand farce continues. Saylor’s latest acquisition is but a small part of his grand plan to raise and invest $42 billion in BTC. A plan, you see, that is as bold as it is audacious. But what of the risks, you ask? Ah, but what risks? Saylor is a man of vision, a man of destiny, and his plans will not be deterred by the whims of fate.
And so, we wait with bated breath, wondering what Saylor’s next move will be. Will he continue to buy, to accumulate, to hoard? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain: Saylor’s latest acquisition will be remembered for generations to come, a testament to his unwavering dedication to the digital currency.
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