So, a crypto analyst with a name that sounds like a hot new Goth DJ—TechDev—swears Bitcoin is packing its bags for a not-so-modest $170,000 vacation. And not, like, in “your grandkids might see it” time, but soon. Like, “prep your excuses to your accountant” soon.
Apparently, according to TechDev (who has 532,100 followers on X, which is the new name for Twitter, which is the new name for, well, let’s not get into it), there’s going to be a cute little correction into the $90K range. You know, a casual “hold my beer” moment for your bank account. And then Bitcoin leaps over 60% from there, proving once again it ignores gravity, common sense, and your risk tolerance.
“$95,000 would make sense structurally. Then $170,000 is closer than you think.” (Translation: Don’t blink.)
TechDev’s enthusiasm? Purely scientific. He claims there are indicators. Actual indicators, folks. Like, numbers and charts and possibly a Ouija board. He’s correlating Bitcoin cycles to the big, mysterious macroeconomy. His “I Spy” game with financial charts shows the business cycle is bottoming, which, historically, led to Bitcoin explosions in 2013, 2017, and 2021. So if you love déjà vu, buckle up.
“Re-evaluate your top calls.” (And maybe your life choices, but who am I to judge?)
But wait, there’s more! TechDev brings out the copper-to-gold ratio—a metric so fancy it wears monocles. It’s basically a mood ring for economic risk. When this ratio bottoms out, historical drama says Bitcoin is about to have its “main character” moment. And apparently that bottom is—surprise!—here.
The last two times this ratio played limbo, the Bitcoin party really got started (think: 2016 and 2020). So yes, it might be time to put your rollerblades on, or, you know, double check your passwords.
“The steep part lies ahead.” (Just in case your vertigo wasn’t bad enough.) 🧗♂️
And if you like your indicators extra nerdy, we have M2 money supply data! Apparently, when global M2 flips positive, it’s like the financial Bat-Signal for Bitcoin’s parabolic rallies. Historically, this twist precedes Bitcoin’s big glow-up by 6-10 months. The time to FOMO responsibly is now.
As for current events, Bitcoin is currently doing its best imitation of your favorite hot stock, trading at $106,093—a tidy 2.2% jump in just 24 hours.
So, you know, no pressure. 🤑
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